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Because everypony knows the true key to hero success is marketing!

How will I ever explain my incredible stretchy powers if they're not gum-based??

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Yeah, you can taste it, can't you? That flaky golden exterior, belying that soft, yet crisp green inside... You'd do anything to get one...!

It is probably fair food season, after all!

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I support the vampony lifestyle. It's fine if that's the soulless undead that you are. But it's just not for me~

Ugh, plus it'd be like admitting I'm scared of Celestia. Which I'm not! I'm not, okay??

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This is some long-established canon, everypony knows this~

Soda POP!'s name is always written that way with the capitals, italics, and exclamation point, by the way. It's very important for branding~

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Furthermore, you had to read that message in order to send it, did you ever think about that~?

Anyways, I have a strange desire to pour ketchup on myself, so I'll see you later~

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That's all the uses of a bucket! There are no more. No, not even that one~

Not being a pegasus, I learned I can't fly a long time ago~

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That's the kind of thing heroes say, right? Yes? No? Maybe? I dunno! I just like wearing latex in public!

I hope nopony else in Ponyville has the initials RD already, or this could get very confusing!

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This is why I don't do the hero thing, y'know~?

And then they're gonna expect me to say something like "clean up your act". Ugh~

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It's been a while since I equpped the ol' robucket! I bet some of you forgot! I bet even more of you never even knew~

With the robucket equipped, it makes me part Steel-type, and therefore a robot~!

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Out on the morning breakfast run~! You guys want anything?

It's the Trash-Mare!

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I'm sure Daisy will perceive me again once she's worked up a new insult she wants to try, don't worry~

At this point, this game's length might be a world record. My mother's very proud, I'm sure~

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Though I guess Mr. Doomguy could stand to work on some alternate methods of conflict resolution. Especially against those cute little Cacodemons~

I mean, they hung out together in Smash, but so did everypony. Literally, everypony was there~

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If you're out somewhere you might run into one, chances are you're pretty chilly already at that point~

Technically, I think we should be calling them "yuki-ponna", but I worry that might get confusing for non-pony readers~

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Nah, I'm not musically inclined. And dance is a musical talent! Don't let anypony tell you otherwise~

Anyways, my bones should knit back together by next update, I hope~

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I've been awake since the morning of the world and I shall be up until the last star falls from the night!

Don't mind the afterimages! They start piling up after week three of no sleep!

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You know? Coz you got a few essential items and a randomly inserted toy you could never get the full set of? Or any of, if you were poor like me~?

Maybe they should call modern lootboxes "Sad Meals", so kids won't buy them~

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Don't worry about swallowing, just holding it in your mouth for five seconds will wake you up. Topical application also works~

I like to use this diner because we don't have coffee at the castle~