darkmagicianknight
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hi my name is birbs and i'm addicted to fanfiction | current obsessions Modern Warfare 9-1-1 Resident Evil | 28 | she/they | thearchangelofloki on ao3 | Ship and Let Ship
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FINAL FANTASY XVI (2023) | developed by Square Enix.
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had a terrifying encounter yesterday when i offhandedly said "it's always hot to be covered in blood" and the person i was talking to was like "hm. fascinating that you believe that. let's dig into that." i'd forgotten there really are people who don't intuitively understand the eroticism of being blood-soaked. stay safe out there
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My favorite homophobic single mother
Fan coloring of beautiful original art by Marina Primalova
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a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"
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thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago
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Finally some appropriate business formal atire for high powered executives like you and me.
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looking at your bank account is so scary...like when I spend money it goes away
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(pressed up against mirror) you're CUTE. you're NORMAL. you FEEL THINGS LIKE A PERSON DOES. you can PRESS [Shift] TO DASH
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“why do you have a gap in your resume” idk why is there a gap in your staff. worry about that
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