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"Must be the food" 😂

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GUYS GIVE ME YOUR IRL PHOTO

guys I am starting to draw people now and you can keep them DM me if you like

I hope you will

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my art unfinished art

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Art i haven't finished

this is my art hope you enjoy

I haven't finished it because I didn't have the courage to so today I am finishing the drawing I hope this turns out good I should have put the head before the eyes but it's too late I don't want to erase it it looks good

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bro please stop calling me girl

I transgender male please stop calling me a girl please and thank you

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You would not believe these lil ahh kids bro 💀😭

funny story

Actually I got a few stories, some of them might not be intimidating, some are, like for example, ( I go to a boys snd girls club), and this fifth grader decided that he was going to draw a smiley face right? Well,the way he drew it, let's just say it got a certain amount of kids to pay attention, so the way he did it was, he starts with the nose which you kind of make with the long u kinda, and then on top of the long u, he adds two circles for the eyes, that's when it started to get attention to certain amount of kids, saying stuff like "hey he's drawing something inappropriate!" Or "AYO he's trying to draw something sussy" and when the smiley face was completed, they all walked away, here's the second story, there was this 3rd grader, let's just call him Ethan, and he's a new kid this year, I heard he was transferred from a different School, and this kid, you wouldn't believe this but this kid likes to growl like an animal, some kids call them out like saying stuff like "HE IS A FURRY" or "ANYONE CALL ANIMAL CONTROL WE GOT A LOOSE ANIMAL", Stuff like that, and I heard he got into a fight with staff member about putting his book bag away cuz we're only about 3 or 4 days into the school year and this kid was registered at a late time, and he wouldn't put it away because It didn't have his name on it, but overall this kid was what other kids considered, a bit aggressive, now a third story, which this will be my last, there was this kid below my grade, let's just call him Colin, this happened last year nearly the end of the school year, we were having a field day activity which it was a bounce house and stuff like that, when I was in line for the bounce house, he got into an argument with this kid who was a fourth grader, (mind you this kid was a seventh grader), I think the fourth grader was trying to tease him with the ball and then suddenly Colin punched him in the face real hard, I mean really hard to were he left him a black eye, colin try to run away into the building to hide in the bathroom, but one of the kids that was in line for the bounce house, actually a few kids that was in line for the bounce house saw it, so it didn't take them very long to find out it was Colin, so they were looking for him for a little bit, and when he got out of the bathroom, he saw one staff members and he tried to run away AGAIN! For a second time, but the staff member caught up to him and sat him down to talk to him, they actually called his mother while they were sitting him down, eventually his mom picked him up, but yeah when the fourth graders parents came along, actually it was his dad that picked him up, when he heard about his son being punched by another kid giving him the black eye, he didn't like that too much, so him and his wife and the boys and girls club reported a whole incident to the police, (My mom is a director for the club I go to) so my mom asked the school principal for camera footage and she said sure because right next to her was a deputy, so prior to colin punching that kid, they were actually arguing behind the bushes because right behind our line there's like this bench and then there's bushes right by it, they fast forward the camera footage a little bit until they got to the part where this fourth grade kid tease him with the ball and then suddenly Colin snapped and ended up punching that kid, his parents thought about pressing charges on him, I don't know the end to it but I know he never went to juvie, anyway that's the story of these delinquents 💀

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The "Phantom Shitter" that my coworker and I had to clean up after.

funny story

(Not my story)

So, I work at a restaurant, and the other night we had this sweet elderly couple come in for dinner. They finished their meal, and the gentleman excused himself to the restroom. No big deal, right? Well, he was in there for like, and hour until his wife finally went in to retrieve him. Fast forward a few hours—now we're closing up, and it’s my turn to clean the bathroom.

I walk in, and oh my gosh, the horror. The toilet was clogged to the brim with poop, the trash can was overflowing with paper towels smeared with—you guessed it—poop, and there was poop on the floor. And the smell. Oh, the smell. I’m telling you, I couldn't even.

So, my coworker Dan (bless his soul) took one for the team. He unclogged the toilet, wiped up the poop on the floor, and I had to tackle the trash can. I pulled out the bag, and lo and behold, there was a rogue turd hiding underneath the trash bag in the trash can. I don't even want to know how that happened.

Even after Dan wiped down the walls with bleach, the bathroom reeked for days. It’s only just starting to smell normal, but it was so bad you could smell it in the dining room. One of the cooks has dubbed this guy “The Phantom Shitter.” So yeah, that was our night. Hope someone finds this as hilarious as we did (after the trauma subsided, of course).

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bro tell me why

Tell me tf why I just found out ariana Grande is married bitch I even know a single thing about this until now I must be stupid or I'm brain dead like bro I just scroll on Tik Tok and then suddenly I come across Ariana Grande is married with the most ugliest son of a I mean no offense Ariana Grande but the man you married is hideous you could have got with Drake I'm just kidding I'm just kidding nobody wants to be Drake Only Nicki Minaj is simping over him but why didn't nobody tell me this till now I thought she was single as a potato but that doesn't rhyme I mean single as a pringle bro and then when I first found out I was just scrolling through every celebrity trying to find out more I'm like bro are you kidding me and I can't believe she's 31 she's old but anyway I forgot the name of the man she married oh my God but whatever he doesn't matter but he married the biggest singer how she's my favorite but at the same time it's crazy and have we all forgot Bella the famous girl cuz I forgot about her she looks like Ariana Grande but not too much

okay bye you guys are later for my random ass questions

OMG MY CAT LICKED MY MOUTH EWWW

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My OC POSE

I made this from a anime I like the kneel thing when they get hit,or in a fight,I got my idea:)