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more resident evil 1 doodles

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The cast of Resident Evil 1 in 'Local Man' terms

Chris Redfield: Local man knifes way to victory

Jill Valentine: Local woman picks locks to victory

Barry Burton: Local man is made to look like the traitor until the last fucking minute, makes REALLY bad jokes

Joseph Frost: Local man feeds wild dogs own body

Brad Vickers: Local man fucks everything up but pulls through when it counts- Everyone is still pissed

Albert Wesker: Local man is a dirtbag, wears sunglasses at night, doesn't fucking die

Rebecca Chambers: Local woman is having worst day ever; loses gun, bug sprays superior, but kills giant plant

BRAVO Team: Local team FUCKING DIES

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The Signs As Classic Barry Burton Quotes

Aries: "I found something. It's a weapon. It's really powerful - especially against living things! Better take it with you."

Taurus: *to first zombie* "Hey you - stop! Run, Jill! He's insane!"

Gemini: "I HAVE THIS!!!!!"

Cancer: "A dining room?"

Leo: *drops rope* "Now I've done it! Sorry Jill, I'll go and get another rope!"

Virgo: "Yeah, you're right - but just take a look at this! It's Forest! OH MY GOD!"

Libra: "There must be a back door somewhere. Let's try to find IT first, shall we?"

Scorpio: "I'll just go and get some fresh air and BE EATEN by a monster."

Sagittarius: "That was too close! You were almost a Jill sandwich!"

Capricorn: *literally at any given moment* "What is it?"; "What IS it?!"; "What is this?"; "What the hell?"

Aquarius: *obnoxiously steps over giant dead snake* "Jill, have you found anything interesting?"

Pisces: "I hope this is not Chris's blood."

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old partners

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barrold

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trashman

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The box in saving room is a teleport

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rebecky!

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my wife. my everything. jilly bean.

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that scene in re 1 where Rebecca is crying in the science room and Chris is just awkwardly like

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wee christopher

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You can tell that Wesker got bored in RE1 cause when you meet up with him as Jill or Chris he was shooting fucking bees.

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Oblivious or Lightened Situations in Survival Horror / Games

(Mostly RE at fault for this)

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my friend who is training to be a 911 operator just told me that they are having to restrain themself whenever responding to training calls from saying “that’s illegal people can’t do that” and I find that so fucking funny

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lolita fashion (NOT to be confused with loli/lolita cp) is so cute I just wish it were named something else

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OH !

hes perfect !!!