I like long walks at TESCOS and then sitting with my friends in a row boat
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Life is starting to make sense.

They are in control...
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When people ask, just how does he wipes his ass?!?
Me an intellect who already knows how...
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If I could turn into any animal I'd be a ant, then hopefully I'd be strong enough to carry my conscience without buckling to my knees with pain.
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The anteaters do not take kindly to jokes and I speak the truth.

They're coming for you....

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Anteater update:

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Update:
I have been in contact with the anteater council and they are not happy. If I ever go missing take me as dead.
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Instead of blaming you self for all your problems, just blame an anteater they deserve to be cancelled.
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If you believe were not in a matrix, tell me this have you ever seen your next door neighbor recharge the electric fence and fix the barbed wire surrounding their property?
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People say life is like a highway, well if this is true I'm the McDonald's happy meal under the wheels of a 15 tone artic lorry heading for hell.
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