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LOL, forgot about this blog- Oops.

Activity for my Nanu will decidedly be switching to Low/By Request since I have my hands full on Shirogane, just a heads up.

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Have you ever wondered who the hell Agent Looker’s boss is? Do you like old men who are perpetually Done™ with everything? Did you see or read Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy like, five times- Or just really enjoy the Kingsman franchise?

Then feel free to check out the latest product of hyperfixation, an International Police OC in the Pokémon universe-  ⟳ / ♡ if you’re interested in interaction.

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ooc . do you love princesses? do you love abandoned princesses that can communicate with ghosts? do you love powerful elite four children? then you’re in luck because here comes the best girl, ACEROLA! give this post a like or reblog if you’d be interested with rping a post-usumo acerola!

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Kinda wanna make an OC who’s the Head of Intelligence at Interpol, since I miss crime drama/spy shenanigans.

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𝐕𝐒. 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐒.

𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 / 𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐘 𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐒.  - Aoharu Station Square by Yuki Iwai

𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐃 / 𝐌𝐈𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐒. - Ark Mall [Combat Phase] by Satoshi Igarashi

𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄. - Gates of the Moon by Masayoshi Soken

𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐓 / 𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐔𝐒 / 𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄. - A Warring God by Yoshino Aoki

Tagged by: @skulllster​ Tagging: @streetsteel​, @stonetm​, @snippyrocket​, @galariansun​, @poisonstype​

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Just making a bit of an update here too: I just started taking Lexapro this week, so I’ve been having really bad on and off moments of headaches and nausea. 

I apologize to those I owe starters and replies, I should have maybe went on semi-hiatus until my body adjusted, but I didn’t think the side effects would be this bad.

Hopefully things will be back to normal next week.

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Heh. Precocious kid

“Remember that using your voice and body language aggressively when confronted by an assailant has a eighty-percent success rate of the attacker fleeing without resorting to violence. And if that doesn’t work, then that’s what these babies are for-” Nanu explains, handing his niece a can of Sabre Red police grade pepper spray and a high voltage taser.

Better prepared than not.

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open letter to gamefreak PLEASE give this man all the good fuckin dark type cats he DESERVES!!!!!!

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ASK ME QUESTIONS ABOUT MY CHARACTER!!!

or have your muse ask my muse something about them either: 

out of curiosity 

for the sake of character development 

or for the sake of your muse getting to know my muse better 

because it’s always nice for muses to know the little things about each other that no one else does.

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Do you like lorge rowdy boys whose biggest muscle is his HEART? How about a guy with the face of a thug who just wants to become a licensed Pokémon Doctor? 

Give this a Like or Reblog if you’re interested in an indie Pokémon Healer OC!

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Glimwood Tangle was actually quite beautiful, if dangerous- Especially to his type specialty. Thanks to a bit of cleverness on Nanu’s part and a few cans of Repel, the Kahuna had finally made it to a rather sleepy little village called Ballonlea. He’d wanted to question someone who’d worked closely with Chairman Rose, though the other witnesses he’d tried on his list had been anything but helpful. With any luck or perhaps a bit of intimidation, he’d get some answers to Interpol’s veritable laundry list of questions.

Tsukiko pawed at a Morelull, which released a little puff of glimmering spores before hopping away. The Persian sneezed a few times, looking almost offended by the reaction, before rubbing up against Nanu’s legs with a curious ‘prrt?’ noise.

“Stay sharp, girl-” he warned, having both heard and experienced some of the more annoying qualities of Fairy types. Not that being cunning and mischievous was necessarily a bad thing, but as opposed to Dark, Fairy types operated on a whole different level of logic and morality.

The inside of the gym looked more like a grand theater, which matched what he had heard about the previous leader’s eccentricities. Aside from other trainers and on site staff, the place seemed a bit quiet. Since the Champion Cup was over, perhaps that was normal- Future contenders had to train for their next opportunity, after all.

Stepping out onto the field inside the grand stadium, the Kahuna emitted a low whistle. Other than being ridiculously huge, there was a lot of state of the art equipment. Massive LED screens mounted around the stands for replays, sponsored logos plastered on every surface… A far cry from how things operated back in Alola.

Now, if he could only find this Bede character, his life would be a whole lot easier.

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yeah a boyfriend sounds nice but a supreme enemy you can make out with sometimes in secret sounds a lot more hardcore

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Nanu found a runty Litten in a garbage can outside of the Po Town Police Department. Despite being tiny, the Litten was ready to fight the cop to the death over 1/4th of an old hot dog it had found in the trash. Nanu decided to take it home, where it immediately tried getting into a fight with all of his Meowths.

Nanu named the scrappy Litten ‘Makoa’, an Alolan name meaning ‘bold/fearless’.

Despite his humble origins, Makoa is now enormous and definitely hasn’t lost his gut instinct to fight anything that moves.

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I’m sorry, but I just find the concept of getting a starter babby and then having it grow into the size of a fucking building after evolution hilarious. Like raising a Bernese Mountain Dog from a chubbo puppers into like the size of a Clydesdale horse, but he still thinks he can fit into your lap or is a big wuss, so he wants to be carried.

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Uhhh- are we all not gonna talk about this, because I thought he just did like a jumping spin on his feet while throwing the pokéball, not a fucking spinning backflip.

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LAYER ONE: THE OUTSIDE.

name: Kato Kuchinashi eye color: Red hair style/color: Close cropped, grey height: 6′ 1′’ (185cm) clothing style: Uniform issue shirt and slacks, henley shirt, flip flops, simple necklace with Darkinium-Z crystal best physical feature: Hooded eyes, ‘artistic’ hands, muscular but lean frame

LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE

your fears: being useless, being unable to protect the people he cares about your guilty pleasure: smoking tobacco, gambling your biggest pet peeve: thoughtlessness, neglect of pokémon, pushy people your ambitions for the future: Protecting Ula’Ula/Alola, finding peace with himself

LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS

your first thought waking up: “Guess I’m still here” what you think about most: “What should I feed my pokémon/what activities should we do” what you think about before bed: Usually the past you think your best quality is: Wits

LAYER FOUR: WHAT’S BETTER?

single or group dates: Single. to be loved or respected: Respected. beauty or brains: Brains. dogs or cats: Cats- what are you, an idiot?

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU…

lie: “Who, me? Never...” (yes) believe in yourself: Rarely believe in love: Nope want someone: No thanks

LAYER SIX: EVER BEEN…

on stage: No done drugs: No changed who you were to fit in: Never

LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES

favorite color: black, red favorite animal: Meowth favorite movie: his favorite genre is, ironically, organized crime/drama favorite game: Mah Jong

LAYER EIGHT: AGE

day your birthday will be: October 27th how old will you be: 53 age you lost your virginity: “You expect me to remember? I dunno... Nineteen, maybe?” does age matter: “Experience matters more.”

LAYER NINE: IN A PERSON

best personality: Smart, kind, has a good sense of humor best eye color: “Meh” best hair color: “Double meh”

LAYER TEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE

I love: “My pokémon” I feel: “Tired already” I hide: “Treats, it helps entertain the Meowths” I miss: “Peace and quiet” I wish: “It had been me”

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