darkpaladin

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sir i mean no disrespect but i need you to bounce on it. Expeditiously

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ai generating my suicide note cause I couldn't think of anything

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please put me in twink jail

I'm an prison bolitionist I'll put you in a twink sanctuary where you can roam free and use your unique curved beaks to filter shrimp from the waters of your natural habitat x

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this is where I live btw

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you know, it kinda sucks to hear about your hometown a lot in the news, especially back in the day, but for all the wrong reasons. Oh Mariupol — one of the greatest tragedies of this war. The tyranny, the painful memories of what we could have had stripped away in an instant. I never had any concrete dreams but I had a plan for my future there, now — gone. I don't know what to even do. It is disgusting what happened to the city. All warmth I had about it is gone, now just a tear breaking nostalgia. Yes my school still stands — now it is riddled with propaganda, first thing these nazis did was cover all Ukrainian symbolism there. My home is still standing — I am not there anymore, everything about it now is just painful to think about. Cold scary nights and days in complete isolation from the outside world, thinking I would die at any moment, thinking that my best friend is dead, crying over everyone I know who doesn't know where I am and if something happened, loud sounds: tanks, grenades, aviation, shelling, bombing, anything, constantly, every day, thinking my only family here could be dead when I am home alone when they haven't returned for the whole day, screams in agony of people who got injured, dead bodies on the streets, lack of proper food(thankfully we didn't run out).

If you think that russians are building a better society there, think again, because in no way in hell this is a logical conclusion to get to. "russian speaking communities were oppressed by Ukrainian government" no we weren't, I tell you this as a person who spoke solely russian in my family and with fiends. We were in 0 danger from Ukraine's side but in all by russians. I didn't have a problem speaking russian before, I was born like that, it was normal. Now I only speak this language with family and close friends, in no way I'm going to be using it openly on the internet. "Oh but they are building new houses there" they were the ones to destroy them. All of them. Now they are moving their people in there. They are proud of what they've done. Sounds like Generalplan Ost of modern times to me. And I'm also going to mention that's the same thing USSR was doing back then too. Occupation, erasure of cultures. russia is a colonial empire. It will be for as long as it has all its current territory.

I became dull to all these memories, they don't seem real or matter that much to me, when they should. I am not going to be the one to downplay this war. It is horrifying.

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I'm writing this post because I don't want people in other countries to imagine an ever-present warzone when they think of Ukraine.

Think of your ordinary life. You go to work, go out with friends, build plans for a summer holiday. You have neighbours, maybe you don't know all of them well but they live next to you and you say hello when you see them. You live in a good apartment, with all amenities, modern appliances and stylish furniture. You pay bills for heating, water and electricity. Maybe you're renting out or it's your own place. You are a part of a globalized world although you don't think about it on such a scale.

And then one day there are explosions in your city. At first it seems shocking and unusual. But you hope it'll end soon. But they don't stop. They become more frequent. You witness your hometown get demolished. The places where you spent your free time or ran errands - the windows get shattered and the walls begin to crumble. It looks weird in the middle of a modern city.

Soon the explosions happen so often that you have to go and live in the basement. You, a person, who has a modern home, must move to a basement, with other people like you, where you don't get enough light or fresh air, let alone enough tap water or a decent place to sleep.

And then you witness death. In fact, many deaths, not just one. You get the news of people you knew, maybe your neighbours or relatives, getting killed. They are just gone. At some point you become so desensitized, the news of a dead body lying outside doesn't shock you. Sometimes you have to go outside and help other people dig out the bodies from under debris or bury them. Sometimes you see other apartments being on fire and you can't do anything. Nobody can and there's no point.

The shops are closed and you become so desparate that you start hunting pigeons for food. You share tiny portions with other people because, even though the conditions are terrible, you remain a human.

You lose everything that you owned and cherished. And it all happens in three months. You basically lose any sense of belonging to a modern society in three fucking months. That's what happened in Mariupol. When you see the photos and videos of people in dirty ragged clothes, looking like they came straight from the middle ages, in front of a ruined street - it's easy to think of them only like this. But they never lived like that before. They lived just like you. They had everything you had - TVs, computers, cars, internet, medical care, shops with stylish clothes. And then just in three months russia made them turn into dejected shadows of themselves who forgot what normal life feels like. That's a real tragedy and that's what russians have done and are still doing to us. They are ruining our normal life which isn't much different from your normal life.

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absolutely amazing things happening right now. I had to triple check that these were real

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most american males dont want you unless youre their stepmom and are also princess peach with a huge penis

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the dumpy sub 6 foot guy looking at his phone in front of the condoms locker waiting for you to smile and unlock it, you notice his narrow maxilar palate and shallow midface, start laughing and turn away. suddenly the earth wrenches open beneath you casting you into a vast sulfuric waste and before the fumes choke the life out of you you try to make eye contact with the man who used Dark Elemental Shamanism to kill you but he looks away because hes shy

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I love Stardew Valley, it's such a comfortable game to play, but the plot feels a little light at times. I bet it would be more compelling if the farmer had amnesia, crippling substance dependence and was suffering so much mental degradation that he thought his clothes were speaking to him.

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this is a cute drawing of an elf but I noticed you neglected to draw her in excruciating pain? please remedy this immediately or you will be hearing from my legal team

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