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Dark Pinky commandeers your kitchen to make chocolate for Valentine’s Day. He has devised a special recipe that is poisonous to everyone except him.

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Dark Pinky offers to file your taxes for you, and, overwhelmed with life, you agree. He then proceeds to commit fraud in your name.

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You try to take a shower, but the water is freezing. Dark Pinky has used all the hot water creating a makeshift hot tub in the sink.

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Dark Pinky fuses several of the forks from your silverware drawer into a large (for him) intricate crown. His metalworking skills are formidable and the crown suits him, but now you have to buy more forks.

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Dark Pinky is growing a vegetable garden in your back yard.

Little do you know, the vegetables are evil.

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You try to get Dark Pinky to wear a funny holiday sweater. You are left viciously mauled. He is not wearing the sweater.

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Dark Pinky has built a massive, intimidating fortress out of the snow in your back yard. You don’t have the heart to tell him tomorrow’s weather forecast.

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You notice a purple, spiky ornament on your tree that you do not remember placing there. Upon approaching, you realize Dark Pinky is perching on a branch.

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You notice that Dark Pinky is getting fluffier as winter approaches.

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Dark Pinky arrives in your Animal Crossing town.

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You are watching season 2 of the Animaniacs reboot (releasing in less than one hour!) and on screen...is Dark Pinky.

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You hear a knock at the door on Halloween night. You open it yet see nothing. Then, a voice saying “Trick or treat!” comes from near the ground. You look down to see Dark Pinky dressed as the Joker.

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You bring home a pumpkin to carve and leave it on the table. While your back is turned, Dark Pinky carves his own face into it.

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Dark Pinky changes the spellcheck on all your devices to British English. He considers this humourous behaviour.

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Dark Pinky walks a beetle on a leash around the perimeter of your living room.

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Dark Pinky perches on the edge of your roof and remains perfectly still, giving passersby the impression that you are in possession of an exceptionally small gargoyle.

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You see Dark Pinky scrabbling at the dirt in the corner of your yard. He is digging for tubers.