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"It hurt to lose to Ronald Reagan. But after the election, I tried to make the transition as smooth as possible. Later, from my experience in trying to brief him on matters of supreme importance, I was very disturbed at his lack of interest. The issues were the 15 or 20 most important subjects that I as President could possibly pass on to him. His only reaction of substance was to express admiration for the political circumstances in South Korea that let President Park close all the colleges and draft all the demonstrators. That was the only issue on which he came alive."

-- Former President Jimmy Carter, on losing the 1980 election and the transition leading to the inauguration of Ronald Reagan, interview with TIME Magazine, October 11, 1982.

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i'm literally begging people to relearn how to use earbuds and headphones. i don't wanna hear your fucking tiktok while im waiting for my flight.

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math people scare me. math people will be like "math works in mysterious ways TO YOU. i get it though." and they do and it's fucking terrifying.

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Forgive me, great Fish, for assuming your gender and believing you were a dude! I bet your forgiveness, oh great scaled lesbefish!!

why didn't anyone tell me it was lesbian visibility week

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Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

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So I'm currently away at college, and my mother has been sending me regular updates on my son's shenanigans. Apparently, when he wants attention he blocks the TV.

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i thot the beatles died

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To my precious three,

Every breath I take, I take for you. You who never got to take one at all. I better myself everyday so that when I finally get to hold you, you will see someone you can be proud of. I keep living, so I can one day tell you stories of a world you never got to see. I think of you everyday. And I hold a love inside myself that the world will never know, because it is reserved only for you. I hope eternity happens in the blink of an eye, so that the wait won't feel so long. I love you, my babies.

-Mama

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What city pigeons talk about.

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I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

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Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

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This made me bust out laughing