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Remy gets especially eager when he’s slurping down a Snivy~

Poke’vore sketch commission for Darksearchman!  They’re a voracious Zangvile ;D

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That means they’re out, and they can’t come back...EVER.

OP did not receive a marshmallow, has walked down the dock of shame, boarded the boat of losers, and left the island forever but go off I guess

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I got 2 Noivern Ko-fi commissions! They were back to back from different people somehow haha.

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Apparently this isn’t the only Critical Role easter egg in Blindspot...

One of the best scenes in all of Blindspot.

“Actually I’m a gnome cleric.”

For all my Critical Role fans out there ;)

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@ask-shizuna-the-tyranitar

Let the poor guy eAAAT

Haven’t animated in a while, so I felt like practicing with Tyranitar. He has like, one of my favorite faces ever.

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nothing about tequatl tho? must be the most boring fight ever-

someone: defense groups? defense groups anyone??

*everyone is huddled around the hero banner and food* THX FOR BANNER AND FOOD

during the fight: *turrets are spamming everything but 2 OR are busy typing 2 in chat*

Lol.

Text from this Reddit post.

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to be fair, this is probably the kind of stuff they actually did in the 70s/80s for special effects

Get this man working on the next Star Wars movie

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hi i wanna fill up my dash

reblog if you post / are

- mormon

- broadway musical stuff

- some class a wholesome memes

- youre a good wholesome christian blog

- you know those memes that are just weird screens of tv shows that are paused weirdly n the diologue is really odd? love that. you reblog/post it? reblog this

- you are an lgbt+ christian or whatever / you are an ally

- mm youtubers .. art.. whatever

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illus. Hajime Kusajima “Skarmory” from Boundaries Crossed

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@potoobrigham is that him?

I felt like I needed to do something.

So I posted pictures.

Of these beautiful creatures.

They are potoos.

I love

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Escape from the S.S Libra!

Hey everyone! I made a ‘choose your own adventure’ story based on some art I commissioned featuring Shadow Lugia from Pokemon X.D. Gale of Darkness!

The story takes place on the S.S. Libra, a derelict cargo ship mysteriously found in the middle of the desert. You, the protagonist, decide to investigate, leading to a dangerous encounter with the Gale of Darkness itself!

Almost every choice determines how the rest of the story will play out. There’s also three different endings in the event you don’t make the wrong choice. Stay safe out there!

It’s a classic game of cat and mouse. Will you survive the encounter?

Link

For @lugiadaily (artist behind the picture above)

Edit: (Also, please let me know if there are any bugs so I can fix them as soon as possible. Thank You!)

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A little snowpix crosses your path.

She stops. You’ve caught her attention and she seems to be waiting for you to make a move.

What will you do?

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In Case anyone wanted this clipped…

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A few weeks ago, Facebook users got an unexpected bit of morbid advertising when they were targeted with ads hawking “funeral potatoes” from a Utah company known as Augason Farms. Many of them immediately took to Twitter, wondering a.) what on Earth funeral potatoes were and b.) why on Earth they would want any.

Mormons were not confused. They were limbering up in the social media wings, ready to explain their most delectable food invention to the world. You see, Mormons like me grew up eating funeral potatoes — not just at funerals, but at potlucks, Thanksgiving, and Sunday dinner. They are a combination of cubed potatoes, cream of chicken soup, cheese, and — the coup de grâce — a topping of butter-crisp Corn Flakes. This comfort food has pride of place next to other Mormon classics like cream cheese Jell-O, all manner of ice cream, and “dirty soda” — a virgin drink spiked with flavored syrup.

Funeral potatoes were memorialized as a collector pin during the 2002 Winter Olympics, held in Salt Lake. And just last year, a local food truck called Cook of Mormon started dispensing the indulgent dish around Salt Lake with a dash of Mormon nice. According to Jesse Ward — the erstwhile owner of the establishment, who doled out food dressed as a Latter Day Saint missionary — the lines were long.

Mormons, so the logic goes, are particularly obsessed with fatty, sugary foods because all other vices have been taken from them. The religion prohibits drinking or smoking, so they reserve their human frailty for carbohydrates.

Mormon Funeral Potatoes: The Carb-Heavy Meal For The End of The World

Photo: Lauren Sanders

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C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

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Noodle hand-wings…