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I'm perpetually so fucked up over the fact that Iris isn't a more popular character she's a weird little girl in a giant pink frilly princess dress who can talk to dragons with a team of giant fuck-you monsters what more do you want from her

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lets All lock in starting Right Now

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from my non-gamer pov (I'm an #ally), what this has looked like is a critical mass of maddened and delirious silksong posting for the past ~week that built to a sustained frenzied climax for about ninety minutes either side of the game's actual release, at which point everyone went absolutely dead fucking radio silent. I have not heard a single peep from any of you about what is happening in this game. no liveblogging, no screenshots, no reactions, nothing. my girlfriend emerges from her room every five-to-eight hours to intone "I've been skonging it too hard," grab a morsel of food, and withdraw to her chambers once more. Is everyone okay Are you having fun Is the silksong loud and beautiful and are you so very afraid.

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I love it when headlines get cut off

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that? oh thats the mysterious bruise i got thursday , #mybruise

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I wish to purchase goods and services without entering a blood covenant that entitles the provider to email and text me forever and also store a bunch of my personal data that they’re going to apologize for exposing in a breach in the next five to ten years

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my blorbo appears on screen and I start making clicking-chattering noises like a cat when a bird flies past the window

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Appear.

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can now report that harvesting from the garden by flashlight does feel a lot like a first person pov veggie-based horror video game

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I've been thinking a bit about some of the old pokemon movies I like

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algebra is honestly funzies when you know what youre doing it’s like a puzzle that you feel smart for solving. however when you don’t know what you’re doing it becomes a challenge called who can turn into a feral dog and bite things fastest and brother i always win

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Fuck yes i just responded like a normal human

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it msut feel sooooo good to be an undulating sea creature swimming around. no bones no eyes just pure wiggling

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“What if I write it and it’s bad-”

WHAT IF YOU WRITE IT AND ITS GOOD? WHAT IF YOU WRITE IT AND ITS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED? WHAT THEN????