darkstarbucks

[darkstarbucks]

Based.

they’ve been forcing us to write “customized notes” on every drink at work and now they’re having store meetings + coaching us on what we can and can’t write bc someone drew a pig on a cop’s coffee and tbh that’s on starbucks for not foreseeing this outcome.

[darkstarbucks]

i will never understand the insane takes against having games be more accessible

[darkstarbucks]

Since when can you teleport?

hey. hey. i have a joke for you

[darkstarbucks]

[darkstarbucks]

No this is funny

Turns into shadow and floats up, she nears back to physical to shove YTK

hey. hey. i have a joke for you

[darkstarbucks]

"What was the point of that?"

hey. hey. i have a joke for you

[darkstarbucks]

Ha! I didn't you knew about anti-jokes! Best kind of humor.

Congratulations ytk you can do one thing right

hey. hey. i have a joke for you

[darkstarbucks]

If you consume fanfic on ao3 and are 18+ and American I need you to lock in and call your senators saying you oppose a federal porn ban. This would effectively ban ao3 and being queer in public, among many other things, due to the intentionally vague language of the bill. I’m counting on queer tumblr and fandom tumblr to help me get the word out that you have to call your senators

[darkstarbucks]

...I'm going to regret this aren't I?

Sigh, why did the skeleton cross the road ytk?

hey. hey. i have a joke for you

[darkstarbucks]

I put crumpled up aluminum foil in your microwave

<3 @yes-im-youtube-kids

Who let you in? We don't open for another 3 days.

[darkstarbucks]

....

Tumblr Gimmickverse list (updated vers) (Pt 1)

To all the gimmick blogs, I am so sorry for summoning you all. This is unfortunately the only way I can post the list <3

The threatsverse

@fuck-you-ominous-threats

@the-real-list-of-ominous-threats

@backup-ominous-threats

@the-fake-list-of-ominous-threats

@the-list-of-real-ominous-threats

@list-of-lists-of-ominous-threats

@twelfth-list-of-ominous-threats

@another-list-of-ominous-threats

@love-you-ominous-threats

@this-threat-is-ominous

@i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat

@nominous-threats

@autotheist-of-ominous-threats

Signsverse

@ominous-signs

@silly-signs

@hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard

Gimmickthiefverse

@gimmick-thief

@gimmick-thief-thief

@bad-gimmick-thief

@gimmick-thief-thief-thief-thief

@gimmick-thief-theif-thcief

@gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief

@gimmick-remover

@gimmick-thief-burglar

Identifierverse

@fish-identifier

@cat-identifier

@identifying-cars-in-posts

@identifying-horses-in-posts

@identifying-planes-in-posts

@poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts

@identifying-cat-phenotypes

@identifying-cats

@identifying-cellphones-in-posts

@identifying-bees-in-posts

@identifying-guns-in-posts

@identifying-guitars-in-posts

@identifying-gulls-in-posts

@identifying-fonts-in-images

@identifying-the-unseen-in-posts

@dragons-locator

@creatures-in-posts

@certified-piss-posts

@mammalidentifier

@identifying-spacecraft-in-posts

@dog-spotted

@cat-spotted

@i-identify-guns-in-posts

@identifying-dinosaurs-in-posts

@identifying-birds

@identifying-maille-weaves

@identifying-typewriters-in-posts

@mouse-spotted

@snake-spotted

@certified-new-york-posts

@chicago-mentioned

@identifying-snakes-in-posts

@which-os

@identifyinggimmickblogsinposts

Detectorverse

@fox-detector

@bear-detector

@detector-detector

@loss-detector

@girl-detector

@orca-detector

@carbon-monoxide-detector

@south-carolina-detector

@corviddetector

@goose-detector

@crab-detector

@gay-detector

@opossum-detector

@bell-detector

@columbiforme-detector

@corvid-detector

@axolotl-detector

@snow-leopard-detector

@bat-detector

@salmon-detector

@detector-detector

@mouse-detector

@cat-detector

@trans-detector

@egg-detector

@shark-detector

@bug-detector

@dino-detector

@crowdetector

@fish-detector

@skid-fit-detector

@therickrolldetector

@crane-detector

@lizard-detector

@i-detect-rickrolls

@pigeon-detector

@bronzong-detector

@text-inverter-detector

@tsunderedetector

@british-alert

@eroticismofthemachinedetector

Achievementverse

@pointless-achievements

@achievement-unlocked

@randomitemdrop

@dailyquests

@achievement-achievement-unlocked

[darkstarbucks]

For the ones that need it today

[darkstarbucks]

Good for business.

Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO

[darkstarbucks]

Sometimes i feel like younger queer kids are getting a bit to bold with openly talking to people they don’t know In The Context Of:

More than once i have had a younger/same age queer person come up to me in public settings and say something about “finding other gays” or clearly clocking me as nonbinary and I’m like :)))))))) hey buddy I’m here with my conservative parents can you fucking not out me :))))))))

Just say you like my outfit or hair and move on, fuck even tell me you like my shoelaces. Don’t call me gay and limp your wrist at me when you don’t even know me? Especially when there’s a bunch of ppl around?

[darkstarbucks]

[darkstarbucks]

[darkstarbucks]

....Well. Now I'm bleeding..I should take care of that.

I'll worry about getting rid of the color first.

hello, how is your day going?

—@yes-im-youtube-kids

Hello!!! I'm just great!

I'm sooo sorry I've been so quiet. I had a burst of inspiration today to had a splash of color to the cafe!

What are you up to bestie?