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Bearded Dragon

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Was at the footy tonight and they did kiss cam. They warned everyone having an affair to go to the toilet or go get a drink now. Every single couple reenacted the Coldplay concert. Humanity is beautiful.

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Sometimes Reddit is hilarious:

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i thought labubu was a tiktok way of saying labia but having seen many posts i now think i was wrong

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God’s least favorite creature wearing a hat and looking like a polite and beautiful little lady (she is evil)

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some of you have never had your notp be the most popular ship in the fandom and it shows

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outside of tumblr, leverage really is criminally underrated and unappreciated. the show and cast deserve so many awards. hell, it deserves them just for the rundown job episode alone

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nobody is coming to save you. get up

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Logically.... logically i KNOW how this word is pronounced

And yet --

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This wouldn't happen to me if i were a huge dragon

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Do you want to be politically pure in theory or help your neighbor. Is it fruitless to help your neighbor because there's no Perfect Pure way to do it ?

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if you go deep enough in their blog you’ll hit their cervix eventually

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Im sure ill love caduceus but i was thriving on taliesin playing an absolute slut

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Lost + out of context

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one thing about having a blorbo is that, as much as you’re grateful for canon for giving you a blorbo, you want to take this little guy away from canon so canon can’t hurt him and the only people who can hurt him are fanfic writers. #whump #hurt/comfort