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they should invent a staying up late that doesnt guarantee less sleep
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i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf
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2010. A Japanese woman sits down to take photos of her shiba inu dog for her blog. Suddenly, a man leaps out of a time portal. "Sorry, I can't let you do this. I cannot tell you why." She asks: "Is it forbidden knowledge from the future?" He sighs: "No, it's just too fucking stupid to explain."
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Went on /ck/ and saw a post where a guy killed a deer and asked how to properly make use of it and field dress it and when people said "just make sure to watch out for bullet fragments in the meat" he responded with this which is unironically one of the funniest fucking ways to hunt a deer I think I've ever heard
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You're telling me a french fried this
Traceback (most recent call last): File "<stdin>", line 1, in <module> TypeError: fried_rice_joke() takes exactly three arguments (2 given)
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Can you call please go and retweet my cool tweet I think it deserves so much more. Doug the hurter. Please? Gets on my knees
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Ok everyone time for soup day. Everyone gets to add one ingredident. Ill start, i added some bullion cubes :)
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