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tumblr is for putting your stuff somewhere that's not secret but also not for anyone particular to see so it's true neutral in a really nice way
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my proposal for the next addition to the f1 calendar:

the m25. just all of the m25. block off the m25 for an entire weekend. make them drive the whole m25 for 50+ laps. i see no issue with this. the London Orbital Circuit. FIA hire me now
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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you can always listen to an album start to end in order to remember how beautiful life & art is
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fanfiction truly being the savior for everyones sanity
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when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that’s love, unconditional.
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i got too optimistic and forgot kamala harris was dealing with the combined powers of racism and misogyny
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HELLO WHATIS THIS THAT IM HEARING SOUTHGATE MIGHT BE UNITED’S NEW MANAGER? HELPPPP 😭😭
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goodbye erect then shag 😔 just a handful of my favourite moments (they lost like 10000 times so i couldn’t post them all)
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