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mindnumbingly stupid fucks

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Živa knocks out her tooth ft Maccready followup

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oh no..

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Haven't decided if i like this but my friend said it was ok so im posting it ough eugh augh be nice i dont paint or draw people or backgrounds or

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NUKA WORLD X MAD MAX CROSSOVER

⭐️ STARRING: PORTER GAGE ⭐️

⬇️⬇️⬇️ Details below the cut ⬇️⬇️⬇️

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I love how Porter Gage is one of the ones that didn't change. He's already woke'd

Woke DEI Fallout companions be like

Girlcade Trannon

Rose of Transgender Lessidy

ED-They/hE

Charon

Sheacon

Craig Goone(r)

Raul Tejada

Lily Butchen

Girlgeant RL-H3

Butch DeLesbian

Curie

ED-They-shE (Lonesome Rode)

Clover

Porter Gage

John Handoncock

Deanette Girlmino

Veronica Santagelo

Christine Royce

Agender/Gender

Jerichoe

Star Paladin Queer

Fawkes

Follows-LGBT

Waking Gender

Girlshua Graham

Doggirlmeat

Roxie

Rex

Robette Girlseph TranCready

Nick Tranentine

Piper Notwhite

X69-1312

Ada

Old Girlfellow

Womansworth

Paladin DEInse

Cait

Gayston Gargay

Strong

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I cannot deal with the white-ification of Porter. I CANNOT. He's lightskin, sure, but some people look like they're drawing some guy named Parker Gabe instead of Porter Gage 😭 You see the tan skin, flatter nose, and those DENSE ASS CURLS ON HIS HEAD and think "yeah hes a paper plate" FUCK man oh my god. It makes me so sad when people erase those features off of him or bleach him. He's not a white guy covered in dirt holy shit. You cannot wash off that mans melanin.

The eyepatch thing makes me more disappointed than angry. Once again, yes his in-game model doesn't have anything under there- but what other characters have defining features like that?? Almost all of the other companions models are made with the regular character customisation options and just have unique outfits. (and not all of them even have that) The only companions with somewhat unique body models is Nick and maybe Hancock but idk if thats just the normal face sculpting with the ghoul skin over it. Everyone else is just the normal human, super mutant, or robot models. They don't get unique scars or anything.

The reason Gage has nothing under his eyepatch has nothing to do with him trying to "look tough" because hes trying to prove himself or something. Its because Bethesda is LAZY. Fallout 4 is particular is extremely lacking in unique character design features compared to the other games.

All of the main factions are exclusively human aside from the institute- and the synths are humanoid already and half of them are indistinguishable from regular people on top of that. The railroad has an assaultron that doesn't even look unique compared to other assaultrons other than the text on her chest. The only really unique designs we get is DiMA, Swan (boat arm), the drinking buddy (?), and maybe a few others. Not even important story characters like Kellogg get distinctive scars or other features that aren't available to the player. EVERYONE JUST GETS FUNKY CLOTHES. GAGE IS THE ONLY ONE WITH AN EYEPATCH. WHY WOULD THEY GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO GIVE HIM AN EYEPATCH IF HE DIDN'T ACTUALLY NEED IT.😭😭😭😭

i started ranting about porter gage again sorry guys

this is not directed at anyone because i see this all the time (i use “you” as a general thing) but it is SO annoying seeing people call gage ugly all of the time, in fanart and posts and whatnot. i love that he’s a grimy little raider as much as the next person but that man is not ugly! unconventionally attractive sure but who isn’t in the apocalypse. and it’s fine if you think he IS ugly because people are sometimes and there’s nothing wrong with it, but why is that the only thing you can call him..

seeing people bash on him for being unattractive mixed with how often people draw him without any of his defining features also feels so GROSS and not in the “i should block and move on way”. you find the black raider character and decide actually he’s a white man with a straight, more “attractive” haircut with a beard, he doesn’t have his big downturned nose, and decide that’s how you’ve “cleaned” him up and then talk about how gross he is in game. does this feel weird to you?

even if we ignore the possible racist undertones because it really does feel like no one realizes that… that is not a white man. it’s still so frustrating. why don’t we talk about the things we like about the character we like!! no im not liking your fanart when the caption is calling him a ugly fucking freak. i don’t even wanna talk about how ppl just assume that because his ingame model doesn’t have a unique texture under his eyepatch means that. his eye is just fine under there? where is your creativity or just draw the eye patch because its CUTEE and yes its “stupid” yes his outfit/armor is “stupid” because he’s a FUCKING RAIDER!!! you choose to just ignore the things he wears because they’re unconventional instead of thinking about how he went through the effort to paint them a bright yellow because maybe that’s his favorite color. maybe he wears that big cage because it’s convenient to hang things off of when he’s working on colter’s power armor or other mechanics. maybe he keeps his hair in that short little mohawk because he doesn’t wanna go through the effort of dealing with his curls.

where is your fucking whimsy people. call gage a nasty raider because he’s an asshole and doesn’t shower but leave all the fun about him alone. that right there is a big beautiful dorito-shaped southern man and obviously no one knows how to behave around one of those so i will be keeping him in my house

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Should I start posting my abandoned wips every now and then so I'll get the motivation to finish them... bc honestly you guys are missing out on a lot because im scared to post unfinished stuff

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His ass is sponsored by wrangler jeans

Sometimes i feel like my art of him looks so... off. Then i realize it's just because he doesn't have his facepaint on.

Pre-betrayal (maybe even before he met Gage? He looks really young here)

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HAPPY 5 YEARSSS of having inappropriate workplace relationships and strange and unusual sex!! to my lovely lovely husband and muse and my favorite schizophrenic army man <33

speedpaint for the occasion :)

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without fail i will always throw my favorite guys into the hybrid/beastkin blender and then drink them like a smoothie. and it’s always so delicious but no one Gets me. don’t worry about where the rest of this drawing went btw

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Also, I AM alive. But remembering to post is a big responsibility I cannot be trusted with.

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When we two were in love.

I have such a soft spot for miss Molly, she deserved a last dance. (Even if she's already dead at this point, hush.)

I've been getting really into RDR2 so expect more of this nonsense. I have a mental problem and its called Dutch Van Der Linde.

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MORE post-betrayal Harvester because I love a sadistic fuck thats greying a little. Also plz appreciate the longhorn belt buckle I have one like that irl and think its just perfect for him.