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This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.

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I want to learn to paint in an over the garden wall kind of look so here is my first attempt

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there's something RIGHT with me :) #positivecore

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whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair

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you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

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odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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There is genuinely no such thing as an inappropriate book for a child.

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you’re in her dms I’m at the lowest point of my life

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Jan Waldron

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we aren’t doing enough arts and crafts in this world I’m telling you

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not even JRR Tolkien, who famously developed the concept of the Secondary World and firmly believed that no trace of the Real World should be evoked in the fictional world, was able to remove potatoes from his literature. this is a man who developed whole languages and mythologies for his literary world, who justified its existence in English as a translation* simply because he was so miffed he couldn't get away with making the story fully alien to the real world. and not even he, in extremis, was so cruel as to deny his characters the heavenly potato. could not even conceive a universe devoid of the potato. such is its impact. everyone please take a moment to say thank you to South Americans for developing and cultivating one of earth's finest vegetables. the potato IS all that. literally world-changing food. bless.

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You & I are Earth

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people (my friends) are always like do you want updates on my fanfic? is sending pics of my dog annoying? am i sending too many videos? you could send me an eight minute voice message of complete silence and i would listen to the whole thing without complaint and with joy and love in my heart. don't fuck with me. ily