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Me: Okay guys remember that it’s important in improv to establish your characters at the beginning of the scene.

Students: ok

Student 1: Hello. I am the president of the United States.

Student 2: Hello madame president. I’m William Shakespeare and I’m here to assassinate you.

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For the longest time I was under the misconception that Tumblr was this magical cool place where funny things came from

This place? Works like my actual fucking real life. Do you know what it's like? To realize you've lived your life as a tumblr blog??

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mayonassey on ig

-here is their website!

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Me hitting the "leave jam" button on the game jam cause I couldn't finish my game

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Idk, feeling.

A tad parasocial.. ?

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femme trans men & masc trans women deserve all the good in the world & a gun & a license to kill people who are weird about their presentation & 4 billion dollars & really good soup & a hug & free hrt

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it took me a minute to get used to da vinci resolve but honestly it rules. if you need a free video editor I recommend it

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Honored to have such a historical post

maybe im a stupid asshole but one of my biggest tumblr pet peeves is when i see a popular post that DEFINITELY got posted to r/curatedtumblr or put in a funniest tumblr posts video or whatever and the post is the 3 or 4 original reblogs that make up the og post and then like 25 reblogs in a row of different people all saying some variation of "I CANT BELIEVE I FINALLY FOUND IT" or mentioning hellsite-hall-of-fame or something

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I don't do it right now, but for a little bit I was on prescription ketamine

Great stuff and whatever, but can someone explain to me how I can snort literal ketamine but god FORBID I smoke too much weed without getting nauseous

Wtf is this, huh??

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in "honor" of a youtube short I stumbled across decrying modern art in favor of Realism and Objective Beauty TM, I am sharing Jacob Geller's video essay "Who's Afraid of Modern Art: Vandalism, Video Games, and Fascism". it's thoughtful, well-written, and timely, and you should watch it!

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i love girldick but inshallah one day bottom surgery becomes so accessible for girls who want it that neovag becomes the stereotypical genitalia for trans women

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I'm going to smoke so much weed that my father will be autisitcaly repulsed by the smell, and he will avoid me instead of asking me

(Again)

why the US GOVERNMENT AGENCIES are not helping me support myself

????

Sir, have you seen the news? Do you know what's going on right now?? Do you mean to think that OF ALL THINGS they are someone you can rely on at this current juncture??

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I am high, thank you for asking

whoa! you displayed some creativity there. are u high O_o? people with creative minds usually do a lot of Drug’s

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Bitches I'm adding to the kinlist fucking NOW if I don't get less fuckin sick soon

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you pass by me on ur dash. I am doing a little dance, but with a look of pensive introspection on my face. I do not seem to notice you. you may continue on your way or join me in my thoughtful dance.