darlingknave

[darlingknave]

Im in the middle of waterless shampooing alex and i cant get over how dumb he looks fhfhfbvf my poor clean rat son

Bonus tiny blep

[darlingknave]

every morning I wake up and think of these words from philosopher cher

[darlingknave]

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

[darlingknave]

[darlingknave]

rb to make a biological essentialist mad <3

[darlingknave]

Pro tip! If u have OCD, that genre of advice stuff that's like "if youre questioning whether youre X, you probably are" is not for you and is in fact poison!!!

[darlingknave]

[darlingknave]

[darlingknave]

[darlingknave]

My sister sent this to me, and as a lesbian in MA I can't say anything lmao

[darlingknave]

Unironically this

[darlingknave]

The more chaos Elon causes for the GOP, the better. But he’s still a Nazi and bankrupting Tesla is the goal.

[darlingknave]

[darlingknave]

thanks google

[darlingknave]