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we need more representation in media for people who are just dogshit at improvising snappy one liners. too many characters these days can come up with the smartest funniest thing to say in any given situation with zero rehearsal or hesitation and it's just not realistic. we need more guys who say shit like "yeah, well, um, how about you, uh, suck my dick?"
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Could never get a dick piercing. What if I get near a strong magnet and it rips my thang asunder
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Why are menstrual pads always wrapped in flowers and shit why don’t they ever put anything cool on there. Like shadow the hedgehog
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