what I say: I’m fine…
what I mean: why did mike wazowski say ‘you’ve been jealous of my good looks since the fourth grade, pal’ to sulley in monsters inc, but they actually met in college at monsters university, which was many years after he claimed it in the first film?
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i arrive at the ball in my finest gown. i descend from the stairs like an angel from heaven and strike a pose
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*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*
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cop: can you describe the guy who stabbed you
me: yeah he was not very friendly
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Meirl
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this ominous shirt from goodwill in maplewood, mn
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Noctis
Patreon | Redbubble | Society6
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Mathematician Henry Segerman demonstrating how a linear third dimensional plane is only a projection of the curved fourth dimensional space time.
via 10/10
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your lame wedding ring:
my epic wedding gauntlet:
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