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"why r u smiling at ur phone" bc my friebds 🌈🌈🥰🌞 and i love friend 😊😊😊🫂💞 Friends 👍👍🌈 And im Happy 😊😊🫂💞👍🌈

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if I were a bee I'd fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so I can't escape (remembers you're not supposed to say shit like that) I mean yesterday I ate two yogurts normally

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tom wilson lucky egg

the egg in question

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the icon choice for french vs canadian french on mango languages is crackin me up a little

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30/04/2025 - MTL @ WSH | Game 5

[ID: Gifset of Washington Capitals player Ryan Leonard during intermission. He sniffles and answers the question with a serious expression before exchanging thanks and turning to leave. /. End ID.]

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do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

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all that said the guy with my car insurance company who answered the phone was so fucking funny. he had a heavy Georgia accent which endeared me to him immediately and he was sooo worried about me and apologetic that there was no one to send to my aid and I said "that's okay. if i end up missing though they're gonna interview you as the last person who heard from me. what if there's a documentary?" and he said "ooooooo, can I start drama?" I said, "well, what kind?" And he said, "I'm gonna tell them you said you saw a green flash in the sky over the field and I heard strange voices then the line went dead."

genuinely obsessed with him to this very day.

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my trusty old mouse finally died and i don't think i like this new mouse as much. :(

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drunk and in love and full of food i think only the torturer eel could harm me

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me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked

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Pareidolia is the tendency for perception to impose a meaningful interpretation on a nebulous stimulus, usually visual, so that one sees an object, pattern or meaning where there is none

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the humble worm

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ilysm stands for i love you, sadomasochism

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r/anarchychess is my new favorite sub i love circlejerk subs and its so funny that theres one for chess

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some of my best friends i met at the devil’s sacrament