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y’all still beat your meat? lol

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Deer

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Wild animals.

Thank you so much to everyone buying prints - the half off sale is still happening and I’m including a free 4x5" print with each order. Email: forrest@forrestmankins.com

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the entire mountain is blooming

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raccoons and their… little hands

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Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

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why tf do I get so emotional at night. who is this night bitch?? she needs to go to sleep.

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Me: I’m totally independent, I don’t need anyone’s help

Also me:

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She tells your story.

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the muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”

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