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darthbeans · 10 days
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darthbeans · 11 days
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i propose that instead of pride month, we have queer year (queer people are treated like actual people all year long)
edit: @ilackhumanqualities wins best addition to this post
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darthbeans · 12 days
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darthbeans · 12 days
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message from my youtube recommendations im delivering
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darthbeans · 12 days
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the thing that you dont understand unless you have watched star trek the original series is that mr spock IS gay. i dont know who decided that this would be the case but it is. even in an episode where he kisses a woman its about him being gay. this isnt my opinion its simply the truth
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darthbeans · 16 days
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As a fic writer, i need every reader to know that:
I don’t care if your comment is coherent. I know what you mean and i love you
I don’t care if you ramble. I read every word and i love you
I don’t care if you leave a comment on a fic from four years ago or leave comments/kudos on like ten of my fics in one go. This isn’t IG, pls stalk my AO3. I love you
I don’t care if you mention the same thing in your comment that four other people have already mentioned. It’s actually really useful to know what resonated with people and I love everyone who takes the time to tell me they liked a particular turn of phrase
I don’t mind if your comment is super long or just a couple of sentences, i love them all
I love you
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darthbeans · 20 days
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what you don’t get is science exists because people can love. medicine exists because people love each other enough to want each other to live long healthy lives. astronomy exists because someone loved the stars and the planets enough to track them through their ever changing position in the darkest night. science exists because humans are curious little creatures and we want to know the world around us and understand it like it does us. we know stars and planets worlds away, we’ve sent cameras worlds away, all because we love the universe, and we also put love in those satellites!! we sent the sound of a 100 languages, lovely messages, the sound of rain and a laugh, all out there just in case there’s someone in the universe looking for us like we do them, and so that they know that they were never alone, and we sent them the most simple loving things we could find.
science exists because people can love
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darthbeans · 20 days
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get it grandpa GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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darthbeans · 26 days
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nick carries three bags worth of werther's originals in the pockets of his trenchcoat at all times send tweet
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darthbeans · 26 days
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Mientras tanto el pez
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darthbeans · 26 days
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microsoft outlook is taking the bioware approach and giving me the option to romance my coworker now 
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darthbeans · 26 days
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oil is bad for the environment so to help save thw earth im going to burn these 15 barrels of oil
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darthbeans · 27 days
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darthbeans · 27 days
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ok so being a parent IS really hard but not the way you think. well its probably hard the way you think but its ALSO really hard because my toddler pronounces peanut butter like "peepee yaya". and see, because he learns from me, i can't say "peepee yaya", no matter how much i want to, because i have to teach him that it is actually pronounced "peanut butter". and dont even get me started on how he pronounces "shaun the sheep" (shit the shit)
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darthbeans · 27 days
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They were having a whore off
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