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hi guys so liKE WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ENDING

WHAT HALLWAY THING

JAX LORE?!

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okay look as funny as the idea of sylux being a girl secretly would be Just let me cook

SO, lets go through the facts here Samus is: - Woman - Silent What if Sylux is: - Man - Talkative as HELL

That way hes a COMPLETE opposite of Samus, unlike say the SA-X or Dark Samus

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AU idea

Mel gets captured in Paradise lost, and they attempt to turn her into a virtue, but instead of taking her brain into a shell, they shove her into the shell, causing a springlock failuresque death But, because of the way she died, she refuses to die and ends up a kind of Meltrap

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okay, okay

what if Mel had her own human friend who showed up 10,000 years ago, escaped paradise lost by stealing temperance's tech, and now works as the smiling dead's vehicle mechanic?

Case and point, meet Mirthfulness Hill, Mel's predecessor and one of the two remaining humans in the gaslight district

"Mel, this is my wrench, right?"

"Yes...?"

"There's blood on it."

"Yeah..?"

"Did you club somebody with my wrench?"

"Maybe..."

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you can't tell me Mel WOULDNT like bbno$, she's as wacky as that man fr fr

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chat just listen

Mel dies and wakes up in the overworld where she meets Steve, and she's overjoyed to meet another human, and Steve is happy to have a new human friend

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Okay guys, just hear me out

Tom Hardy as Ken the Butcher for a movie adaptation if theyre forced to recast for hollywood?

just his venom voice, though His ACTUAL voice could work as a younger ken, maybe?

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so uh

that was a

that was an episode alright!

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gaslight district movie leak

"I.. am Ken."

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Just watched the minecraft movie

Oh.. my god.

It was actually really good. The story was a bit generic, and while the pacing was fast, the acting was amazing (Jack Black carried the whole thing obviously) and the fight scenes were awesome.

if you want a movie you can just laugh at how tremendously stupid it is, you'd love the minecraft movie.

Overall, i have to rate it a 8/10, not the best movie of all time, but certainly better than anything else.

(and as a side note, Steve COMPLETELY steals the show, he was the best part of the entire movie.)

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TODAY IS THE DAY

HAPPY 413 PEOPLE

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I DONT USUALLY SAY THIS BUT DAMN

VOTE FOR MURDER DRONES EPISODE 8 AT THE WEBBIES

IF SOME RANDOM TUBI SLOP BEATS MURDER DRONES WHO KNOWS WHAT'LL HAPPEN?!

https://vote.webbyawards.com/PublicVoting#/2025/video-film/series-channels/scripted

GO GO GO GO GO

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HES IN IT?!

DAN IS IN THE MOVIE?! i knew that positivity would PAY OFF

DAN'S IN THE MOVIEEEEE!!!

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that feeling when you realize, since hiveswap takes place in 1994, and fnaf 1 takes place in 1993, there is a chance freddy fazbear's pizza and the entirety of fnaf is canon to homestuck

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MOVIE

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Heard we're killin caesar today when's it happening

does brutus have the knives or is someone else bring em??