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Oh my god it’s real!

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It was during the covid lockdown so he was supposed to stay indoors, I think that may have been what did the trick.

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Pointing out that the Rapture as a concept is a little less than two hundred years old - it's originally from 1833 - that really buries the lede on how recent it is. Bc the modern evangelical take on the Rapture is from a book published in 1970. That predicted the Rapture would happen no later than 1988.

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Amanda Overton's response to the question, "What would Vi say when she saw Cait right after the battle?" | Source

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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Enid should give this to Wednesday. 💖🦂💖

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Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving person.

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Who's doing it like them

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Since being diagnosed with cancer my husband has become very willing to step into arguments at his workplace and elsewhere because “nobody wants to be seen yelling at the guy with brain cancer” and so far his success rate is shockingly high.

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my roommate got amongus ejected from a polycule a few years back and shes always told the story as "i started argung with one girlfriend so she manipulated my other girlfriend to turn against me." and while i dont know how true to life that version of events is i do greatly enjoy imagining the polycule equivilent of the kings evil advisor whispering in their ear grima wormtongue style. its got a flair to it.

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You can tell Karl Urban just gets the character.

Wednesday: Enid wears a Vokaya amulet which I presented to her as a token of my affection and respect.

Bianca: You gave your girlfriend radioactive jewelry?

Wednesday: The emission is harmless. But it's unique signature makes it very easy to identify.

Bianca: So you gave your girlfriend a tracking device?

Wednesday:

Wednesday: That was not my intention.