keys, six, ray ; plural he/him ; mianite, hermitcraft, empires smp, a little bit of AvA/AvM, and assorted shitposts 馃憤 ; fic author and occasional artist
one of my new favorite out of context mcyt moments is jordan captainsparklez yelling "STONKS NO WHY" as he chases after a drowning zombie villager named Stonks because he forgot that it wouldnt float in 1.13+. this game produces some truly beautiful moments
i don't know why but i'm thinkin' about tiem reester's eating habits? like, their preferential meals, and such. tom eating mostly either vegetables that he grows himself or raw and rotten meat, because cooked meat just doesn't work for him. he can't eat fish, really, either- complains the salt lingers, and the scales are too tough to work around. tucker is mostly carnivorous, and can also eat raw meats, but doesn't necessarily have to- the only plant based food he can really eat are gapples, and even then he finds them pretty gross. wag just kinda eats whatever- or. so he claims. none of them really ever watch him eat. tom is convinced he just blends things into whatever and drinks it like potions, but no one can prove him right or wrong. sonja is omnivorous and happily eats plenty, but honestly would prefer sweet berries over gapples, and fish, over most other meats- any type of stew, she loves. karl's human, and will willingly eat pretty much anything edible. he prefers steak to chicken, and chicken to rabbit, and rabbit to fish- he's really kinda tired of fish. and of course jordan's also pretty willing to eat anything. kind of the inverse of karl, fish is something he'll eat without question because he's so used to it, but sometimes he finds himself craving odd little things like spider eyes or glistening melon- really he could live off of chorus fruit, but he's not really aware of that.
what is the fucking point of flipping it you pulled it out of the sheath by the handle there鈥檚 no goddamn need for that
why even bother having a special spot easiy to reach in your black leather suit for knives if you鈥檙e just going to play with them when you take them out
one of my new favorite out of context mcyt moments is jordan captainsparklez yelling "STONKS NO WHY" as he chases after a drowning zombie villager named Stonks because he forgot that it wouldnt float in 1.13+. this game produces some truly beautiful moments