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Darwin's upper half stiffened upon being held and his expression soured.

"No, I really don't want you. I jus' didn't think a simple introduction would be this difficult."

"Nice suit, pal." The sniper remarked with a raise of his brow, taking off his ridiculous hat and putting it behind his back. Why must he look so goofy in comparison to this guy? Sigh.

Stanislav looked at the other, eyeing him up and down curiously before sincerely shaking his head.

“Oh nyet, this is not homeless center.” He replied with fake concern. “This is var grounds, hobo! Do not have free food to give you! But if you go down road to main highvay, there might be some roadkill you can eat.”

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here’s a list of ppl spamming tags with gore so block them if u wanna (but I’d still advise staying out of the tags anyway)

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if there’s more feel free to reblog and add yo

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“I could tell b'cause you’ve got that ridiculous look on your face."

Folds arms and huffs.

“I’m not leavin’ ‘till I have a genuine answer.”

"Nice suit, pal." The sniper remarked with a raise of his brow, taking off his ridiculous hat and putting it behind his back. Why must he look so goofy in comparison to this guy? Sigh.

Stanislav looked at the other, eyeing him up and down curiously before sincerely shaking his head.

“Oh nyet, this is not homeless center.” He replied with fake concern. “This is var grounds, hobo! Do not have free food to give you! But if you go down road to main highvay, there might be some roadkill you can eat.”

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thats what it feels like

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Deadpan stare.

"No. Do I have t'play a guessin' game with you?"

"Nice suit, pal." The sniper remarked with a raise of his brow, taking off his ridiculous hat and putting it behind his back. Why must he look so goofy in comparison to this guy? Sigh.

Stanislav looked at the other, eyeing him up and down curiously before sincerely shaking his head.

“Oh nyet, this is not homeless center.” He replied with fake concern. “This is var grounds, hobo! Do not have free food to give you! But if you go down road to main highvay, there might be some roadkill you can eat.”

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Just gonna... take a deep inhale. Breathe, Darwin... he'll come around sooner or later.

"If you tell me your real damned name I'll leave you the hell alone."

"Nice suit, pal." The sniper remarked with a raise of his brow, taking off his ridiculous hat and putting it behind his back. Why must he look so goofy in comparison to this guy? Sigh.

Stanislav looked at the other, eyeing him up and down curiously before sincerely shaking his head.

“Oh nyet, this is not homeless center.” He replied with fake concern. “This is var grounds, hobo! Do not have free food to give you! But if you go down road to main highvay, there might be some roadkill you can eat.”

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callout post for my girlfriend aka deadlyvikentieva/autumn-botaum -wont kick my ass when i ask nicely

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// NOOOOO i cant believe this i cant believe my own girlfriend wont kick my ass

// n o you gotta kick my ass, dylan there’s no other option

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"Bullshit. I'm not the brightest, but I'm not an idiot either."

Smacks his hand.

"C'mon, tell me for real."

"Nice suit, pal." The sniper remarked with a raise of his brow, taking off his ridiculous hat and putting it behind his back. Why must he look so goofy in comparison to this guy? Sigh.

Stanislav looked at the other, eyeing him up and down curiously before sincerely shaking his head.

“Oh nyet, this is not homeless center.” He replied with fake concern. “This is var grounds, hobo! Do not have free food to give you! But if you go down road to main highvay, there might be some roadkill you can eat.”

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// n o you gotta kick my ass, dylan there's no other option

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Okay, so this guy was going to be a dickwad. Fantastic. “Look mate, I’m not one t'really get angry at anybody, but didja really have to make fun of my accent? ’s not real professional of someone such as yourself. I’m willin’ t'give ya anotha chance.” He firmly extended an arm. “Your real name?”

"Nice suit, pal." The sniper remarked with a raise of his brow, taking off his ridiculous hat and putting it behind his back. Why must he look so goofy in comparison to this guy? Sigh.

Stanislav looked at the other, eyeing him up and down curiously before sincerely shaking his head.

“Oh nyet, this is not homeless center.” He replied with fake concern. “This is var grounds, hobo! Do not have free food to give you! But if you go down road to main highvay, there might be some roadkill you can eat.”

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// who here wants to kick my ass free of fucking charge

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“Ah, yes, I do! I’ve got a cockatiel, a pair of budgies, a cat, and a pup! They’re all very sweet animals, an’ I used t’have a lot more before I transferred ovah here...”

He hummed thoughtfully, considering what Oswald had said before the subject of pets came up.

“Y’know... I’m not real sure about what type of person I’m looking for! I s’pose... mmm... I like knowing a lot about a person. I don’t like bein’ kept in the dark about things. I want someone who can trust me, and someone I can trust. So... definitely not a mysterious person. As for bad or good,” he paused to snicker.

“Depends. I could go either way about it.”

Blind Date!

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The sniper flushed, taking his hat off and gazing at it with an almost... motherly tendency. He took a lot of pride in his doofy kindergarten art project-esque headwear.

"Thank y'so much! Not many people really give me positive feedback on it. Means a lot t'me! What's y'name, pal?"

“What lovely glasses you’ve got. They suit you well.”

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"Ah, yes! That's her!" His eyes lit up, a gentle sigh of relief leaving him as he approached the pyro.

"Thank you so much, miss. I've been worried about her all day!" He held out his own finger for her to perch onto, which she quickly complied to.

"Good girl! Now, ah, I suppose I should be askin' fer your name! Rescuin' my baby an' all... I'm Darwin."

He held out his free hand to her with an amiable grin.

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“Ah, miss–? Could you tell me if you’ve seen a cockatiel around here? She’s got a few splotches of yellow and gray on her wings, white all along her back, and–”

His pupils widened upon noticing just who she was. A RED.

“I-If you don’t mind talkin’ t’me, of course. I’d just like t’find my pet bird.”