daryanotdaria
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Darya // ‘97 // ♊️🇧🇷🇺🇸 My dash is just where I store the posts I want to look ar again when I’m sad
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Alternatively, reblog if it’s Friday and you’ve made it at the cost of your life
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.
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but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian
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Cursed school presentations? Thank you!
I hate presentations 😂but who doesn’t?
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your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions
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countdown to hobiday! day 1: sunshine ♡ best boy doing best boy things
(cr. qdeoks)
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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