i find it so funny how i barely know how tumblr works, i simply just come on here occasionally to say something wildly inappropriate about daryl dixon and then leave.
(it was yesterday, actually. missed it by a mere 5 hours. shoutout to my ulterior motive last year of wanting to find the best joel miller fanfic on the internet. thank you tumblr for showing me the way.)
Can I request reader who wants to give Konig head but when she pulls his pants down she sees that he’s uncut so she bites off the skin and smiles lovingly as she admires her work, and now he’s cut
people are literally waking up for work right now while i have been wide awake slacking on this stupid mind control brainwashing cheap dopamine inducing online application that is tumblr dot com
it is currently 6:06 am, i have been stuck in this dark cave (my bedroom) for hours (when i should have been sleeping). the snakes in said cave have ravaged and threatened my life (i have been binge-watching shows whilst mindlessly scrolling on tumblr), so much so that i have not had any time for slumber (i have chosen to stay awake for such reasons).