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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

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a detailed list of things i hate

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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sometimes i feel ive got to

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My white ass would fuck uppp a cheese platter

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dming people is so scary it feels like im walking directly into their bedroom and putting some bullshit on their bed

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My white ass would fuck uppp a cheese platter

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Toby you need to stop making pathetic wet napkin men. I don't know how long I'll handle this

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New [tumblr] users: there is something very important for you to know.

There is a secret callsign for [tumblr] users.

If you spot a wild [tumblr] human in the wild, you must tell them this phrase:

"I like your shoelaces."

The appropriate reverse-call, if you hear this phrase, goes thusly:

"Thanks! I stole them from the president."

I'm paying literal actual money for you to see this, so don't let it be in vain. Use this phrase everywhere.

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Hello bisexual community

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reblog this and in the tags, write the band that comes to mind first when you think back to being 13 years old

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Idk why but like when I was little I started believing that when I died I would end up in the wizard101 universe and no matter how much i know how wild that is but like inside i am 100% sure that the wizard101 universe is also the afterlife. This is what fucking happens when you're lonely as a child.

HEY ANON THIS IS THE FUNNIEST ASK IVE RECEIVED ALL YEAR

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hear me out cake, but instead of ppl i want to fuck it’s songs that kind of fit The Character if you squint and tilt your head just right and have a beautiful mind

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DO NOT TOUCH THAT BUTTON.

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anybody else . can anyone hear me

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my most extreme weirdest kink is being wanted. my tamest kink is knife play