this goes for all other forms of bigotry too. looking for excuses for and validation of your preexisting biases.
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i am extremely well-adjusted and mentally healthy as long as nothing goes wrong ever at all even a little bit
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Like sucking dick and cock I was like omg…time and place
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woman in a victorian novel: *develops a fever from worrying too much*
me, shivering and sweating with stress-induced anxiety: wtf that’s so unrealistic lol
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I woke up at 6am and wrote an obituary for the two old guys in the muppets
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Uh Oh, The One Other Guy Having The Same Problem As You Got Zero Replies To His Post On Reddit That He Made 5 Years Ago
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Imagine...
…Being a new teacher at Hogwarts and Snape being absolutely smitten by you.
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