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There's this common perception of soldiers in wars being these... Manly, chiseled buff dudes who eat lead and bacon for breakfast.

But then you look at the actual historical photos and realize "oh, oh fuck, these are barely adults, these are people in their late teens who barely know how the world works, oh my God."

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I love your art style - it's so simple and evocative at the same time. The emotions leap out of the characters in a very fun way. Thanks for the cartoons and the games, they've brightened my days.

You're very welcome! :)

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Club leather

mion in my city ⁉️

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I mean, it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean.

"When a woman smokes, she is cheating on her husband, for what is a cigarette, but a replacement for His penis" and other shit said by respected professionals in the 19th-20th century.

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That stupid-ass feeling when you eat nothing the whole day, then you gorge yourself on a huge fuck-off Döner and now you're both stuffed AND STILL HUNGRY

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Like, the assassination of Erzherzog Ferdinand was just an excuse for European powers which were itching to test out new amazing war toys and had long unsettled grudges.

People need to learn the difference between a reason and an excuse when it comes to politics.

Drawing a blank on smarter words. Inciting incident VS conditions that lead to an event?

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People need to learn the difference between a reason and an excuse when it comes to politics.

Drawing a blank on smarter words. Inciting incident VS conditions that lead to an event?

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I'm going slowly insane, but that's normal for me

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Can't be a lawyer, a manager or an agent without being a little bit slimy. Just not how it works.

Important professions!

Covered in that Nickelodeon goo.

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I think I saw that somewhere already, but it's been a long time

Thinking of that anime trope where a character unsheathes their Katana and cuts someone to ribbons but the effect only happens once they fully sheathe the sword back in.

Except it doesn’t, and their enemy is still fully intact so they run away. Then after a long time they finally click the sword back in place - meanwhile, far away, the enemy is in a bar and just suddenly explodes into a blood geyser.

Just the longest situationally delayed reaction.

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(rkgk) postal2

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Fuck Shein and I don't even have a leg in this race, I just want to complain that my favorite thrift shop seems intent on stocking mostly old sport jerseys and weird t-shirts from corporate events.

The biggest pet peeve of mine are "goths" who excuse their shein amazon aliexpress hot topic hauls with "my thrifts only have granny clothes" as an excuse to why they can't thrift. 100% of the time, it's people who go to thrift shops and expect to find hot topic and killstar and overlook the 80s black clothing that looks shapeless or outdated when unstyled. All you have to do is add a belt, some pins, and maybe a chain, maybe distress it, and it will look 100 times better than the ugly ass shein clothing you are already buying. The visual parts of goth are built on those common 80s basics that you can find literally everywhere styled in unconventional ways. Granny thrift stores are the actual goldmines for dirt cheap goth clothing . You are just uncreative and lazy and refuse to put effort into your looks

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You discover Carthagenian brainrot and realize people really don't change

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You Americans really love feet, huh

I think Americans are so adverse to metric because there's no good version of feet. It's like going straight from inches to yards.

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in my most recent game of team defense fort 2 i was banned from a 24/7 hightower pony rp server for screaming ‘incoming gamer!’ into my mic every time i respawned or charged as demoman. and i have to say, nothing really prepares you for the sensation of hearing a grown man say with no hint of irony in his voice, ‘mr sex goblin, if you dont stop saying that im banning you from ponyville forever’

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you couldnt find anyone to go to pride with? its literally the easiest thing in the world, just go to local city subreddit and either make a post yourself or find an existing post of people going. there are also locals constantly looking for people to hang out with, play board games and so on. you'll also have an easier time learning german once you start regularly communicating with people. there are local telegram groups for queer people as well.

I never even considered that