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dashasaurus · 2 hours
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The first step towards no longer hating yourself is usually to be found in your behavior and your actions, not in your feelings. Just like you don't have to love your coworker to recognize that you shouldn't scream at their annoying comment, you don't have to love yourself to recognize that abusing your mind and body and neglecting self care isn't helpful or beneficial
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dashasaurus · 2 days
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not only does fluttershy smoke weed, the first time she did was at a party one of the other ponies brought her to. she was passed the bong and weakly said “oh… sorry. i don’t smoke, i’ll cough and it’ll be really embarrassing.”
other ponies are like “nah you can do it! we won’t laugh!” and then she was like “ohh… okay…” and then just took the fattest bong rip, held it for 3 seconds, exhaled. everyone is in shock. she then does a weak little not-even cough and goes “ohh… i knew it… and now you’re all staring at me :(” and runs away
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dashasaurus · 6 days
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Some sidewalk art I did (follow my inst@ it’s astro.cado please and thank u <3)
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dashasaurus · 8 days
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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.
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dashasaurus · 10 days
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dashasaurus · 10 days
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guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening
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dashasaurus · 11 days
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"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw
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dashasaurus · 11 days
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dashasaurus · 11 days
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“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it
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dashasaurus · 11 days
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life advice: if ur cishet male friends dont let u call them babygirl theyre not worth it. but also this is dangerous bc then u’ll buy them a coffee at starbucks and they’ll say thank u daddy and u will automatically respond ur welcome babygirl and then the entire starbucks will be staring at u bc it is 2:45pm on a wednesday. this may happen multiple times. do with this what u will
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dashasaurus · 12 days
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we used to get prescribed a summer on the seaside. now we just get told to go touch grass. the economy is in shambles
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dashasaurus · 12 days
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dashasaurus · 13 days
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dashasaurus · 16 days
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I was thinking about Katniss and Peeta preparing to eat the berries back-to-back again, and yes yes yes it was about trust, they didn’t have to look at each other to hold each other accountable to their pact, but it also shows that neither of them cared if the other carried it through. Both of them were willing to die for the other to go home if the other decided to not eat the berries. Being back-to-back was also about how they still wanted the other to live while they died. But ultimately their trust was not misplaced because both of them took the gamble and had to spit the berries out. Also, imo, back-to-back was more defiant. It was, as Peeta said, about holding the berries out so everyone could see.
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dashasaurus · 16 days
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i think we all have a tweet that deeply effected us somehow and for me not a day has passed me by in nearly ten years that I don’t meet a mild frustration and think to myself I’m gonna wrap myself in tin foil and blow myself up tae fuck
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