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So prettyyyyy

Happy Halloween!

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It's boop time

Update your app, press "start" at the top of your feed, and boop away

Boop me as many times as you need to, it's not annoying :)

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YES. YES!!!

THIS!!!!

not doomed by the narrative but saved by the narrative. yeah i know you'd rather die than keep suffering but the story doesn't actually care what you want. you have to keep going, even when it hurts. even being erased from existence won't stop you from being salvaged from the wreckage of un-being. get up. keep pushing. keep bleeding. keep living.

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my instagram explore page loves showing me those like erotic dark romance novel tiktoks and i really have to wonder: why do all these straight women desperately want to fuck a mafia boss

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I'm Ancient Temptress. In other words, a Milf

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I’m sorry, I’m so sorry

But… why is he picking his nose?…

Day 5: CANT' GET [The right color for you] RIGHT [[HUE]]...

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GOD DAMN IT

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Ahh, makes me want to rewatch Breaking Bad again. Jesse Pinkman, my dearest blorbo

I even made an edit of him a while back

Love that everyone in Breaking Bad gets fucked. So funny. Like every single montherfucker is in jail, dead, or if let slightly off the hook or incidentally involved (Skyler, Walt Jr,), life ruined. All of them. 87 years jail for the looney tunes lawyer, Stoic Dad 2 is dead, the gay classy bitch got Harvey Dent’d fatally, Walt doesn’t even get to die on screen, Marie loses everything, it’s a tpk. Every bitch in the show straight up Hayes Code’d.

Except Jesse

Who gets to go live free and start over in Alaska.

Unreal. And like god bless if anyone ever deserved to be a creator’s pet, like straight up earned it, to such a degree it is “We’re going to kill you in S1 Mr. Paul” to S5 “You can kill me off but everyone will quit watching” Jesse Cap’N Cook Pinkman. The acting Oscar worthy, the breakdowns, the range, climbing into a box to see if a body would fit, go-karting sadly, ‘Yeah bitch! Magnets!’ to the revenge killing, truly, he had it all.

Kid went through enough in s1 to last a lifetime and then Walt just kept on happening again and again after. Even the ethics rules of the show’s universe unmatched by the power of a pathetic little guy literally everyone is rooting for. God bless enjoy Alaska bitch you earned it.

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I also made this little mockup of what the eyes would look like, before I carved holes in the actual cover.

It keeps looking at me

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I made my fic into a hardcover book!

I’ve been working on this on and off for like half a year, and now it’s finally finished! It feels so surreal to hold it. Into The Abyss is now a physical 340 page book, how insane is that?!

A huge thank you to @alonzoarts and @constinconst for letting me use their incredible art!

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Yoooooo I’m so happy for you!! Enjoy your little guy 💛💛💛

THE BOI IS FINALLY HERE!!! *happy screeching*

thank you again @dashastoudenova, you're a real BIG SHOT

i'm forever grateful for this =^.^=

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My girlfriend, whom I loved very very much, just broke up with me.

It really does feel like getting stabbed in the heart

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Борщ

motherofmemes

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some of u bitches r trying your hardest to stay positive and hopeful despite all the bullshit you’ve been going thru and it really shows and i’m proud of u

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Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.

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My beloved cat Musya died yesterday. It’s been rough, but I’m managing.

Bad puns and dad jokes are appreciated if you want to help