some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures
my psych book:
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Psychic damage, for sure
Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.
I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.
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Yeah :(
they should make an international travel that is free if you're internet friends
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Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying
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That last addition fucking murdered me 🤣🤣
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Nowhere King my beloved
Drawn from reference
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Temples are built for gods. Knowing this a farmer builds a small temple to see what kind of god turns up.
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So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward
what the fuck
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LMAO
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hmmmnnngh
oi fuck off youre not coming in
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Man, missing a deadline can feel so crushing. I’m glad you pushed through regardless!
I hope it didn’t take too much out of you though. Sometimes finishing a project you’ve been toiling away at for a long time truly isn’t worth it (when it brings you nothing but discomfort, for example)
I did another film in 48 hrs! :^) Took the opportunity to experiment!
The prompt was "How do you say goodbye?"
Song is an edited version of DUI by Thundercat
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As I said in the yt comment, I relate to this on a spiritual level
I did another film in 48 hrs! :^) Took the opportunity to experiment!
The prompt was "How do you say goodbye?"
Song is an edited version of DUI by Thundercat
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@norisalmon
a five year old note among my 1588 saved notes that just reads: four-dimensional salmon
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@norisalmon this you?
WORK HARD PARTY HARDER
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👍👍
It’s International Asexual Day and I almost missed it, here’s a meme that’s been living in my phone for years now
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