Riley™ | Any Pronouns | 30 | casual shitposter | tired of e v e r y t h i n g
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sleepy tired exhausted................ 100 snoozes

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bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?
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Everytime I see a road referred to as a turn-pike I think of something like this
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every time i see a picture of a coyote i am immediately like "omg my friend Cable Ties!"
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Rooney Mara as Mary Magdalene smoking a cigarette beneath crucified Jesus
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