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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you
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dashboardcat · 6 hours
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How i sleep knowing I’ll never bring a child into this world
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dashboardcat · 9 hours
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gay music dogs (he/him for both)
George and Stjärna. They are in gay love.
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dashboardcat · 10 hours
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Gibbs the tough guy
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dashboardcat · 10 hours
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Im reading my newest mad mag (which is just a rerun of old editions) and i got thrown so back to this which is one of my favorite panels ever
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dashboardcat · 10 hours
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Sluts
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dashboardcat · 10 hours
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dashboardcat · 10 hours
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antwithabindle.com/careers
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dashboardcat · 10 hours
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dashboardcat · 11 hours
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my hair is actually long enough now to fit my style
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dashboardcat · 11 hours
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I understand that there have been talks about an Israeli invasion of Rafah and I understand how absolutely catastrophic that would be for what is potentially the most packed area in the world, but I just want to point out that it feels like everyone is anticipating with fear a potential assault on Rafah whereas attacks and airstrikes are already happening and in fact they never even stopped for over 6 months now.
Keep talking about Rafah and keep talking about Gaza. There are absolutely no "safe zones" in Gaza and there never have been.
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dashboardcat · 11 hours
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We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.
For my nominations, I’m putting up:
If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.
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It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.
I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.
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dashboardcat · 11 hours
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hmmm
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