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rowan | they/them | 24 read all the wrong questions by lemony snicket
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people’s joker in the morningggggg
#going in the morning bc the theater does masked showings#not even that early it’s at like 11:20. otherwise i’d just go to a regular showing#bc i would not be leaving the house before 10
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stacys mom turned me into a frog!
im eating flies and live inside a log!
stacy cant you see she has placed a spell on me!
now im in a bog and look just like a small green frog
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oh, thats zionist propaganda in my knuckles the echidna show
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when you want to tell people about a cool library service, instead of “did you know YOUR library CAN…”, try saying “did you know SOME libraries MIGHT…”
#library tag#look there are so many great services offered by public libraries#but it’s so frustrating seeing ppl talking about. at the very least sizeable libraries with decent budgets#speaking as if it’s some cool universal library thing#girl we have three employees and 25 cents#r.txt
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John Green wakes up every day and says I will embarrass myself online
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i do have a Few posts on my nsfw sideblog now lol. still dont use it A Ton but. mutuals can ask for the url if u want
#i made a post at one point but i lost it#just reblogs at the moment and if i do post anything original it'd be text posts but#feeling so sexually frustrated rn and also REGULAR frustrated bc no one takes covid fucking seriously!#r.txt
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"haha celibacy sweep" "you should be at the club" well you see........ covid.
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Here’s what you’re not being told: The most pressing threats to our safety as Jewish students do not come from tents on campus. Instead, they come from the Columbia administration inviting police onto campus, certain faculty members, and third-party organizations that dox undergraduates. Frankly, I regret the fact that writing to confirm the safety of Jewish Ivy League students feels justified in the first place. I have not seen many pundits hand-wringing over the safety of my Palestinian colleagues mourning the deaths of family members, or the destruction of Gaza’s cherished universities.
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ppl on dating apps will have bios like “swipe left if you can’t handle a scary leftist commie” with all the various leftist emojis buzzwords etc and then ask why you still wear a mask 😐
#please i havent gotten laid in four years#does anyone practice covid safety?? hello????#like sorry im not gonna throw out diligently wearing a mask anytime im indoors in public just to fuck one person who doesnt
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silver voice Noo hes not dead i just sent him to a farm upstate, where thomas is, hes happy there
#the way i took it at absolute face value the first time i watched it <3#and i still choose to <3#but also not depending on my mood
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I wanna do something with my life, like watch more movies.
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