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No non furry option, it's 2025 you get a fursona now

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NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION

please consider donating to this Palestinian family to help them survive

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Happy Pride Month, Gay Bowser

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woke up, mxster freethem... woke up and... smell the pronouns

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Circus Trio, my beloveds. I love silly friend groups.

\/Idividual versions\/

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me: i wanna talk about my ocs

someone: ok tell me about your ocs

me, suddenly convinced that every single thing about my ocs is stupid and cringy and probably offensive: i. have them

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sets this image down here. hi gangle fans today i offer this

wo the extra effects cus i had fun w this :]

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Love this guy. The ⚪

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this got Numbers on twitter so i’m posting here cause i literally have nothing else going on but working on my webcomic which you can read here and support here

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Mario creepypasta fundamentally doesn't work because you know what Mario would actually do if we saw some dimension-warping hundred-handed cosmic horror? He wouldn't lose his mind; he'd take one look at that Shin Megami Tensei looking fucker, pull out his dorky little mushroom-shaped cell phone, hit the fourth number down on his contact list, and go "hey, Kirby, I think-a one-a your boys got lost".

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Bowser: I have a crush on Mario.

Kamek: What was that, my lord?

Bowser: I said I have to crush Mario!

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he's like a patron saint to me

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Bold statements!

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Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

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It sucks for people with terrible memories that forgetting about a thing is so often used as a way to indicate that someone doesn't care about it. I'm forget facts and details, names and faces, and I would love to not do that, but the strategies are mostly about using the equivalent of flash cards to try to burn whatever people expect me to remember into my brain. I'll sit with a group of new people and repeat their names like a litany, trying to make sure that it sticks. And sometimes it still doesn't!

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Just a dork taking care of another dork