30+ yo | proshipper | currently deeply in love with some weird German Crime Shows | they/them
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Can we un-normalize the "Real Government Name, exact age, dis/ability status and or/mental illnesses, gender identity, sexual/romantic orientation" style of bio. You should have a name you made up, your pronouns, and MAYBE a quote from Sonic the Hedgehog in there. For spice. But nothing more!!
#Bio is meant for people to find out what to expect from your account and maybe get a made up name they can use to refer to you#not to help people doxxing you
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the world's leading expert on dating phil lester
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"why do our phans keep saying phil is a bottom???"
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I love how Vulcans are all logic logic logic and then one shows up on screen and that bitch has the most carefully contained rage you’ve ever seen and the audacity of a teenage girl.
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don’t talk to me im retreating to my mind palace:

You're a child. An infant. Your mocking is thus infantile. He's not my boyfriend. This man is more to me than you can dream. He's the moon when I'm lost in darkness and warmth when I shiver in cold. And his kiss still thrills me, even after a millennia. His heart overflows with the kindness of which this world is not worth of. I love this man beyond measure and reason. He's not my boyfriend. He's all and he's more.
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(Reposting my old art due to accidentally deleting blog)
Please ensure your symbiote does not chew on anything that may be harmful to their health
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Heyho, ich wollt mal kurz sagen, wie sehr ich deine Tauben Fotos appreciate. Immer wenn die über meinen Dash kommen freu ich mich mega :)
Das freut mich! Have a pigeon to guide you through the beschissene Hitzewelle:

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don’t worry everyone the doctor who wiki has everything under control
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i think everyone should program at least once just so you realise just how fucking stupid computers are. because theyre so fucking stupid. a computer wants to be told what to do and exactly that and if you make one typo or forget one detail it starts crying uncontrollably
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hearing that your characterizations are good is like. the best thing to hear as a fic writer.
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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.
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When your boyfriend doesn't like the food he ordered at the restaurant, so you swap without comment or complaint. <3
(War mir beim ersten Schauen nicht aufgefallen, finde ich aber sehr cute.)
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