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happy Thursday the 20th

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idk why, but for some reason i find photoshopped pictures of poptart boxes with fake ridiculous, outrageous flavor names to be the funniest freaking thing

like this is hysterical

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next time someone talks about welfare fraud, remember that if you’re homeless you’re not supposed to have food stamps and if you lose your home and don’t report it to DSHS so they can take away your food stamps that’s welfare fraud

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happy Thursday the 20th

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happy anniversary of the pinnacle of humankind, its been downhill for the last 16 years 

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Martin Larmont, The Effects of Masturbation, Medical Adviser and Marriage Guide, 1861

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(ohhh here she comes) watch out bugs she’ll chew you up (ohhh here she comes) she’s an anteater 

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Martin Larmont, The Effects of Masturbation, Medical Adviser and Marriage Guide, 1861

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ATLA: Zuko and his dual swords

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ill never forget how funny this is

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i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

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twilight except instead of CGI sparkles they glue rhinestones and glitter all over edward’s body

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fun activity: lesbians, describe your theoretical taste in men

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good morning I just woke up obsessed with the idea of a movie filmed in the style of a true crime documentary except it’s in the Twilight universe and a bunch of completely ordinary humans are trying to figure out why Bella effectively disappeared after high school without knowing anything about vampires