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Don't worry, [Valued Customer]! I'm still a [BIG SHOT!]
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I enjoy soft, safe vore and g/t. If you are nsfw, a nazi, a terf, a homophobe, a transphobe a "super-straight," or have "minors dni" in your dni list, fuck off.
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(Hulk Taco)
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Pirate Cleooooooo
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As a distraction for myself have my updated techno reference definitely did an art study of insyndiar's techno cause i love how he looks like s big boar man
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data-expunged-0 · 4 months ago
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Tip: You can keep just about any guy in a little bottle on your bookshelf
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data-expunged-0 · 4 months ago
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He’s wearing a batman mask
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happy birthday to the man, the pig, the legend, whose character said NO USERS with his whole chest so loudly it reduced the city that tried to use him to a smoking bedrock crater and altered my brain chemistry and concept of self-worth forever
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Dr: If you keep capitalizing random words in your sentences You will die
Me: -√\✓\/----------------
me flatlining ⬆️
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As an adult you keep getting pulled into a fantastical world meant for children to learn lessons. The problem is you keep learning the wrong lesson.
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The psychic races of the galaxy thought humans would be easy prey. That is, until they abducted you, an unmedicated ADHD college student.
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No superhero dares to storm your base… not because you're strong or had to beat, but you built it underneath the City' sewage system and one wrong move would mess up the water supply for everyone.
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You were the only one in your family born without superpowers, and it's been far too long for you just be a "late bloomer." Tired of the neglect and ridicule, one day you secretly approach your father's villainous nemesis, an unpowered human like yourself. "Teach me. Please…"
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You face the "evil" dragon who is in the possession of the fiery sword needed to defeat the demonic forces. "Hey, can you let me have that sword lodged in your arm?". "Oh.. this twig? Yeah sure.", says the dragon, "Wait, is this why your kind has been attacking my den for all these years?"
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You were summoned to a fantasy world. As you are eager to begin your new life as the hero, the summoner explains: "Actually, our party already has one. In fact, you're only here because we need a human member in order for us to be officially recognized as a hero's party."
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Your friend keeps giving you very random gifts at completely random times. It seemed like an odd but nice gesture, until you realise each gift has saved your life from any sort of incident some time after accepting it.
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"She's a witch! Send her to the Mages' Guild so she can get formal education!"
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