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A Merrythought for a Merryman
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David (30) | Far West Texas | They/them enby | Queer | Need a tag? Ask/message me! | Free Palestine | Book nerd and would-be librarian. Theater, music, tabletop games and manufacturing stuff (3D printing, CNC milling, etc.) poetry sideblog is @inkwelldiving naughty sideblog applications are taken on a case by case basis
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Spite can be a incredible motivator
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It seems like the older I get, the more irrationally angry casual censorship makes me. And it isn't just the "unalive" "grape" alleged filter-dodging vernacular, but the way normal words will be peppered with asterisks, or screenshots will have words like "gay" "hell" "fuck" etc either partially or entirely blurred. Who is this helping? What is the purpose of it, except to reinforce shame and elevate a flimsy perception of purity and safety, however those things manifest. It's so tiresome and I'm sick of it.
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A flock of lawn flamingos can pick a T-rex clean in under 90 seconds
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Scooby Doo on Zombie Island (1998)
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my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine
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One of the things which I think should be most shocking to people who have no experience with Homeless shelters is how often they have policies which *actively make it harder for their residents to find or keep a job*.
What happens if you have a strict curfew but the bus back from your new job only comes once every hour? Better hope you don't leave work even five minutes late, otherwise you ain't getting to sleep indoors tonight! Hope that doesn't impair you at work tomorrow!
Also, better not try to get any swing or night shift work!
This is so obviously stupid and counterproductive that I think those of us who have never had first-hand knowledge of being homeless can't imagine that this kind of stuff is *normal* in American shelters.
Like legitimately they seem designed to keep people homeless.
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Being like. Post-suicidal is so strange. Like hiiiii everybody im new I spent a good chunk of my life languishing and have like 3 or 4 lived experiences. But now I'm ready to fuck and party or whatever. Can we be friends. Im so happy to be here. Can we be friends
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Fake laughed at a customer's joke today and dropped the smile within milliseconds of them turning around. when I tell you that I felt like Patrick fucking Bateman
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raising my son on a strict media diet of Portal, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mythbusters in an attempt to resurrect the extinct species Pre-Gamergate Smug Nerd Boy
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Playstation 2′s “Red Screen of Death”
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theyre adding a new piece to the chess board its called the prince and basically he fags it up out there
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peacehammer 40k be like. love for the love god.
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Iranian missile strike on a power station in Ashdod earlier today. 23 June 2025
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liberals be like he bombed a country…. without congress approval
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