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datadouble · 6 years

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DOCTOR WHO: TIME OF THE DOCTOR sentence meme. feel free to change context/pronouns/etc as necessary.

Emergency! You’re my boyfriend.

Ding dong! Okay, brilliant.

No, no, you’re not actually my boyfriend.

So, I may have accidentally invented a boyfriend.

I just need you to come for dinner. Just do that for me. Come to dinner and be my date.

I emailed you some instructions.

No, stop, stop, don’t move. Don’t do anything.

And please, just learn how to use iPlayer.

So why haven’t you just gone down there and had a look?

Anything you have to say to me, you can say in front of her.

Actually, would you mind waiting out here, please?

Remember. I want you back in one hour.

You got bored one night, didn’t you?

My eyebrows are just delicate.

That wasn’t quite what I was meant to say!

Maybe it’s just nice here. I almost hate to find out what’s wrong.

There you are. What took you so long?

I knew. I always knew it wasn’t over.

Okay, is that it? Are you doing a clever thing?

No. Don’t you dare. No, no!

Don’t you move one step further.

Don’t be cool. Cool is not cool!

Does this mean you’re leaving?

You tricked me!

I saved you!

You didn’t even say goodbye!

Hey, after all these years, I’ve finally found somewhere that needs me to stick around.

You can do it. You’ve got it in you. Come on, just hang on in there.

Why did you send me away?

If I hadn’t sent you away, I’d have buried you a long time ago.

Have you been paying attention?

I had vanity issues at the time.

Change the future.

Every life I save is a victory. Every single one.

What about your life? Just for once, after all this time, have you not earned the right to think about that?

We shouldn’t be having an argument.

Everything ends. And sooner than you think.

I’m not interested in changing history. I want to change the future.

Why didn’t you call me? I could have helped.

Well, you’d better kill me, then. Go on.

Give me those big, sad eyes. Look at me so I know you’re not lying.

Tell me you will never send me away ever again.

I will never send you away again.

I might leave tomorrow. Or the next day. Or the day after that.

Other fish in the sea, that’s what I’m saying.

I’ve got a suggestion, that’s all. I’ve got a list of suggestions.

I’d seen him before, lots of times, but he just looked so beautiful standing there.

I wanted everything to stop. I wanted nothing to change ever again.

He shouldn’t die alone. Go to him.

Were you always so young?

No. You’re going to stay here. Promise me you will.

I’ll be keeping you safe. One last victory. Allow me that.

Thank you. And goodbye.

If you love him — and you should — help him. Help him.

It’s started. I can’t stop it now.

It all just disappears, doesn’t it? Everything you are, gone in a moment, like breath on a mirror.

Any moment now, he’s a-coming.

Times change and so must I.

We all change, when you think about it. We’re all different people all through our lives.

We all change, when you think about it. We’re all different people all through our lives. And that’s okay, that’s good; you’ve got to keep moving, so long as you remember all the people that you used to be.

I will not forget one line of this. Not one day. I swear.

Please don’t change.

We’re probably crashing.

Stay calm. Just one question. Do you happen to know how to fly this thing?

#.memes

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datadouble · 6 years

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very rough anatomy post so i have these down somewhere before i forget:

teeth like this, roughly (tw the image is .. unsettling, basically what i mean is ax has several rows of jaggedy teeth extending down its gullet if you don’t wanna look at the picture)

synechiae in its eyes, kind of; think like this

two additional, smaller, sets of arms below the main one; the lower two pairs are hairless, but otherwise appear more like cat limbs, ending in “toes” rather than fingers, and they have retractable claws. these two sets of arms can be retracted into ax’s body when it needs to pass for human, though it rarely bothers. (to answer the question you didn’t ask, yes, this means ax has toe beans.)

#the point is that someone should kiss my creacher #.out

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datadouble · 6 years

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#i do love a horrid beastie #.axx

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datadouble · 6 years

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( * & . — THE GOOD PLACE SENTENCE STARTERS / PART 2 .

‘ and then i remembered … i’m a naughty bitch . ’

‘ because i love you … i think . no , i’m pretty sure . yeah , i love you . ’

‘ birth is a curse . existence is a prison . ’

‘ girl , you are a messy bitch who loves drama and i’m into it . ’

‘ holy motherforking shirtballs . ’

‘ i am revved up and ready to learn . my brain is horny ! ’

‘ i came to apologize . there … i did it . i apologized . ’

‘ i could kill them right now and , you know , that would be easy . ’

‘ i could never get close to anyone . i never even told a boyfriend i loved him . ’

‘ i don’t know how to describe it … like , a different zone of time . no , that sounds stupid . a different clock land . ’

‘ i don’t know how to tell you this , but i’m dying . i mean , we’re all dying , slowly . when you think about it , we started dying the day we were born . ’

‘ i don’t know , man . maybe just tell her that you’re gay . ’

‘ i don’t need you to respond because i know you have trouble saying how you feel . ’

‘ i feel like you always understand about 20% of what’s happening . ’

‘ i got a flu virus named after me because i kissed a bat on a dare . ’

‘ i just have some worries , as well as some concerns that could potentially turn into outright fears . oh , there they go . they are fears now . ’

‘ i love you . and i don’t need you to respond because i know you have trouble saying how you feel . ’

‘ i was a good person for six months . that’s like five years . ’

‘ i wasn’t worth changing for . ’

‘ i will literally see you all in hell . ’

‘ in the words of my actual friends : ya basic ! ’

‘ is everything okay ? i mean , other than , you know … everything . ’

‘ is this why you came here ? to scold me on the metric system ? ’

‘ i’m gonna eat all this chili … and / or die trying . do you want any ? ’

‘ i’m gonna miss you , bud . ’

‘ i’m outtie , see ya in hell ! ’

‘ i’ve gained a lot of new skills recently . for example , i learned how to be passive aggressive . totally fine that you guys didn’t notice . ’

‘ love isn’t a triangle , it’s a five dimensional blob . ’

‘ more guys should be bi . it’s 2018 . it’s like , get over yourselves ! ’

‘ none of your exes have gotten over you . ’

‘ oh no ! now the thing i said after we kissed will always be ‘ hot diggity dog . ’ oh well , it was an honest reaction and i stand by that . ’

‘ somehow , i never want to leave you . ’

‘ that broke me . i’m done . ’

‘ that’s not a present . that’s just common decency . ’

‘ the other possible medical diagnosis is that you’re just a bit of a dick . ’

‘ their bodies are made very poorly . they’re mostly goo and juice . you just take the juice out and then they’re dead . ’

‘ there’s no point to anything and you’re just gonna die so do whatever ! ’

‘ ugh , of course your hugs are amazing . ’

‘ wasn’t he banned from disney world for biting buzz lightyear ? ’

‘ what a creep . why was i friends with him ? ’

‘ whatever progress i have made it’s because you and i have become friends . ’

‘ whenever anyone tells me a story about their life i imagine all the people as being super hot . otherwise i quickly lose interest . ’

‘ who the hell is this chick ? ’

‘ why do bad things always happen to mediocre people who are lying about their identity ? ’

‘ why is it every time a new thing is invented humans immediately try to use it for porn ? ’

‘ yeah , i love you . ugh , that’s embarrassing . i feel so itchy . ’

‘ you are too selfish to ever be a good person . ’

‘ you got it , you piece of ... butt . ’

‘ you need to ghost her . disappear . block her number . bonus : anything she left in your apartment is now legally yours . ’

‘ you are brilliant , charming , obviously gorgeous . ’

‘ you’re my friend . that’s why i can’t kill you . ’

#.memes #hello.mp3