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(really really mild spoiler warning for cam romance, nothing life changing or anything. idk what i should and shouldn't say here)
hey did you romance cam bc i got to 80 empathy to kiss him and suddenly i was effectively giving him head. that was crazy but i wouldn't change that shit for the world🫡 did it right there in the kitchen and everything. i think more people should talk about this.
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#straight up freaking it out in the MIDDLE of the kitchen#with ALL the other objects still watching which is crazy#cam date everything#date everything cam#nsft
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BATHSHEBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RAHHHHHH
I will treat her like the queen she is
I NEED her so bad
I love being a lesbian
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Jacques is SO FUCKING FINE and the way he admits to his pants tenting and gets flustered when you hit on him 🤤🤤🤤 I need that freaky pirate like yesterday
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#captain jacques pierrot#nsft#i DO NOT see the sex appeal. but honestly anon. who am i to deny your freak#get freaky with that pirate
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I have a thing for Timothy. Not a "ermagerd I wanna impregnate him" thing, but a "oh fuck I caught feelings for a fictional character and now I want to marry him and make sure nothing bad happens to him I genuinely love him" thing
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#timothy timepiece date everything#date everything timothy timepiece#timothy timepiece#date everything timmy timepiece#timmy timepiece date everything#timmy timepiece#lovingly tuck him into bed
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This might sound weird but there are characters in this game that I NEEEEEEED but like,, in a platonic way. Getting high with Parker and talking about the history of various board games would genuinely fix me i am yearning so hard. Thats why im so glad theres a friends option in this game <33
(Also yea im prolly some sort of aroace adjacent or something but idk)
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#parker date everything#date everything parker#makes me wonder what dateables would be best to do a blunt rotation with#waiter waiter . give me weed headcanons /j
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I’m not even gonna like. Abel. ABEL. Dude gets so flustered when talking about Ben Hwa but when you ROMANCE HIM SUDDENLY HE WANTS TO WHISK YOU AWAY LIKE HUH??? I think that man is a secret freak and I think those hands are strong and firm to hold ya down and….yeah. Uhm. I’m a biiit freaky sorry
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#abel date everything#date everything abel#ben hwa date everything#date everything ben hwa#getcha freak on . loud and proud
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the hanks aren’t getting enough love on here i need those morons to run a train on me
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#hanks date everything#date everything hanks#nsft#idk why but the blunt use of morons got a giggle out of me
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I feel like the worlds only person that romanced vaughn trapp bc doing so broke my fucking game and I've heard no one else talk about this
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#such is the consequence of romancing vaughn trapp#vaughn trapp date everything#vaughn trapp#date everything vaughnn trapp
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oh also I need Jerry carnally and I only realised that so long after I got the friendship ending with him that I'm this close to doing a whole other save for this man because I Need Him Carnally
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been spending all week since the game came out doing as much of the game as I can mainly to get my stats up enough to finally romance Jean Loo. Last night, after saving and reloading a few times to make sure I clicked the right options, I finally did it. I promptly then went to bed and accidentally had a real life deeply romantic sex dream about this fictional toilet man. so yeah honestly it was worth it.
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#nsft#jean loo pissoir#date everything jean loo#jean loo date everything#HAHA HGH?????#sex with a toilet gijinka . who wouldve thought#was he rapping mid thrust /j
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I’m surprised nobody has tried shipping Mac and Phoenicia yet…(I mean, they’re both rectangular devices 🤔🤔🤔🤔)
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#mac date everything#date everything mac#phoenicia date everything#date everything phoenicia#would it be called double screening
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I wanna hold hands with Abel and Dorian :3
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#holding hands?? you harlot you#abel date everything#date everything abel#dorian date everything#date everything dorian
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Genuinely surprised at the lack of "dirty dishes" jokes the fandom has about Daisuke. Maybe it's because I haven't finished his route yet and maybe it DOES come up but. Come on. It's right there for the picking lads. For your nsfw fics or even just angst fics it could work so well both ways. And trust me I'd pick the concept up in a heartbeat if I didn't have block rn
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Daemon is so. I get it now confession answerer. You got meeeeeeeeeeeee But also. Zoey. I KNEW I'd be into her, I mean, any character over the age of 18 and voiced by Ashley Burch is a 99% smash(Cassie Rose licherally half of my gay awakening fr), but she's so cute and sweet and I would do anything for her I would kill for her I would die for her she probably wouldn't want either of those so I would not do them but you get the pointtttttttt -🐉
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#CASSIE ROSE MENTION!!!!!#dude i love cassie rose . i wish she was even more ballistic#she shouldve been more insane . and the main antagonist idc#zoey date everything#date everything zoey#🐉 anon
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i thought i was gay but sophia bettie and lucida got me blushing so hard i had to pause the game and cool off lmao, this game made me requestion my sexuality
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#date everything sophia#sophia date everything#betty date everything#date everything betty#lucinda lavish#lucinda lavish date everything#date everything lucinda lavish
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I absolutely love eddie and volt but especially eddie, i may not have a dick but it wont stop me from impregnating that damn breaker box
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#date everything volt#volt date everything#eddie date everything#date everything eddie#LMAO ???#Who am i to judge . you go anon . get the breaker box pregnant#ill ask a genie for you
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hi can i be ur 🗑️ anon... i love that trash can so much. also u were right i also married shane in sdv so maybe i have a type
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#🗑️ anon#WHY OF COUUURSE#happy to have you :~]#also yeaah this is like shane but . you can argue with him more
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