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Another one but it needs to be said - the fandom is off their rocker.
I have literally read a fic where Volt (Or Eddie, one of the two breaker boys, but can't remember which) jumped out a plane (Realized!Keith style) Yippie for me, and for..95 percent of the fandom
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#damn 😭#date everything hate#🍞💓 anon#assuming hate idk dont ask me anything ever im tired my back hurts my ass hurt my left eyeball aches
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Someone make a ED recover fic with Mitchel and Jon loo and my life is yours!!!
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I don't think Diceplay should be as popular as it is.
I feel like Parker's obsession with rules clashes against Chances G&G games since rules are laid in thick while G&G (and D&D) the rules can be whatever you desire with the homebrew feature. Sure, opposites attract and all that but that seems sure to end up in loads of arguments (and not ones that benefit the relationship)
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I know I know people don’t like the whole “date everything is a physiological horror” thing BUT HERE ME OUT!!!
The dateables being uncanny valley. Not in the whole “ooo scary realistic eyes with blood and longs face and limbs” but it the whole there so otherworldly, so powerful, they are man made things but they have hobbies, personality, family, but they look slightly off, so plastic, to un-human.
This was brought to you by me, who read a fic we’re the reader played hide and seek with the breaker box boys in the dark and the reader keep having fight or flight reactions to how scary and unhuman volt was.
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#imitations of life being so close to humanity#made by their hands#yet so distinctly other if you look closer#fire interpretation anon#i LOOVE horror i eat up ARGs and Analogue horror like a greedy beast every day lol#even if its poorly made or cheap shock value . dude give it to me#the main exception is the painter that shit was boring#literally just ‘her legs were cut off her ears were cut off her nose was cut off#she also got 137 stab wounds’#anyway what was this post about again#oh right uncanny objects#YES!!!!#makes me wonder if they retain this while being realized or if being realized finally helps them achieve proper humanity#date everything
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hi this is the washford pegging drysdale fic guy I’m getting art of me being rizzed up by the two of them bc FREE WILL BITCHES I will spend my hard earned 75 cents above minimum wage money to get art
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#FREE WILL IS GREAT#dude im so jealous i got fired from my last job and waiting for interviews lol#nsft#washford date everything#drysdale date everything
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#date everything abel#dasha date everything#nsft#this makes me think about the fact we should start getting pairing names but#jesus christ#that would take ages
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I have the washford fic hehehe
https://archiveofourown.org/works/67805766/chapters/179358161
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What’s the point of making a character with and obvious front if you don’t hit them with a shovel of some kind!!! I need him to be pathetic and sad, I need him to suffer at his own hand!!!!! He should be ugly crying and begging to powers that don’t exist!!!!
And then he gets to be built back into a worse person than before!!!!! Everyone knows how pathetic and sad he is, but the only way he hates it is if you think he’s boring!!!! Guhhhhh. I need him carnally.
Yes, this is about the shit ass candalabra, I’m very predictable
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#🕯️🪶 anon#i keep relating you to ebenezer scrooge anonny im so sorry#your emoji combo keeps bringing up the memories of when i had to analyze that shitty christmas book for hours for a good grade#date everything scandalabra#studious bookmaxxer anon tags
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I can’t believe date everything is actually making me be into nsfw x reader fics???? Coming from an asexual that like, mind blowing to me. /pos
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#i think its because of how diverse you HAVE to be to write a good nsft x reader fic in relation to the dateables#no two dateables will dig in you the same way its like how everyone has a unique fingerprint#lowkey gonna shoot myself after writing that LMAOOO
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I love Hector like many others do but I feel I see him differently. Many people simp for him for various reasons and yadda yadda. Sure I believe he's attractive and a kind soul but I believe he wouldn't be well in a relationship. Atleast not a healthy one. He's very insecure in himself and I believe he would project those feeling often. And *spoilers* after hes realized its hinted that he masks and still isn't true to himself.
I feel like you could never tell him no, not because "hes to cute", but because if you do he'll freak out over it. If you were to deny being intimate he'd immediately believe it's because of something to do with him. I feel like alot of the relationship would cater to him and how he feel or would react about things. He gives heavy "victim playing" vibes to me sometimes. And the love bombing feels like he's just trying to get you to stay, but then he does his "im not worth it, you should leave" and then would get upset no matter when you do.
He just feels very fake and toxic to me. I like his silly words and yearning, but there isn't enough to him yk. K rant over bye-
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#lowkey love it when people lean into the more toxic and dysfunctional side of the objects when interpreting them#not to say there hasn’t been some egregious mischaracrerization (tiktok community jfc)#but i always find it really fun to read about and see what people come up w them#hector date everything
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As someone who is aroace, I mostly picked up this game because I recognized a good amount of the voice actors and then I enjoyed the demo. I thought I would have to REALLY lean into my allo persona I put on when I play games with any focus on romance, but it’s surprisingly easy to love these fun objects. Plus the fact that there’s always an option to choose friendship and they are always still jazzed about it!!! It’s great.
I’ve also realized I have a type for the first time ever! Sweet cuties that are actually a little sad(Mateo, Zoey), nerdy girls(Maggie, Gaia) and monsters(Nightmare). It’s actually been a pretty eye opening and self exploratory game for me and I really really love it😊
💚💜 anon if that’s ok!
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Gaia anon, I see you, I hear you, I’m with you. She’s just a sweetie who wants to learn more about the world! She can be overenthusiastic but I love that about her because so can I! I genuinely love her route because I loved learning all those facts too lmao. Plus she is one of my few fat fem reps in this game and I love that about her❤️ more love for Gaia she deserves the world(pun intended)
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Blog that is for GAYS and FREAKS....
- a gay freak
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i NEED to be sandwiched between telly and mac
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