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Something funny about another wave of actors who starred in Harry Potter films coming out against the Supreme Court ruling - and therefore JK Rowling who funded the campaign.

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what does this mean

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groups of people of varying heights really dont poke their heads around doorframes like they used to

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Me: can I have a turn on the hedge now?

Hedgehog: no

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i just did the BOFA thing to my mum and she goes “that’s very rude” and I said “i’m sorry, i meant it as a parody” and she said “of what?” then i said “a parod-eez nuts” and i heard my dad laugh from the other room

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Spent 20 minutes editing the Casino Royale poker scene to be chutes and ladders instead of finishing my English homework.

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shoutout to bass. the part of music that blows your tits clean off when it's done right

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you used to be able to play games on cartoonnetwork.com . . . now every company's website wants to give you spyware and spread corporate propaganda but I REMEMBER when you could play a BEN 10 adventure game in-browser without so much as giving away your e-mail. people's heads should be on pikes for this

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on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport the first person on the moon went there by accident and promptly died. The next dozen or so people also went by accident, and also died. Number 14 figured out that people who go to the moon die and very cleverly brought a sword and six weeks of travel rations. This did not help.

No one on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport ever figured out why people die in space because they don’t need airplanes and never found it particularly interesting to climb tall mountains. Astronomers use telescopes to take pictures of the ever-growing pile of corpses on the moon.

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I just found out that one of my siblings- who is nigh-vulcan in their pragmatism to the point thay every pair of pants they own are the same identical pair shipped directly from the factory, and once described their preferred home aesthetic as, "needs a mattress", has been purchasing the same brand of soap in a single annual bulk order in a wildflower scent because they like it

And this is probably meaningless to you, but you must understand. I love this sibling. This sibling is my best friend. But so long have they been a monk-like beacon of simple, straightforward, practical efficiency that I feel like I've learned something scandalous about a beloved public figure

I feel like I just walked into the shittiest strip club in town and saw Bob Ross making it rain, do you understand

Wildflower soap?????

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Commissioned work for David Bestué and Marc Vives. Exhibited in Arco art fair in Madrid (February 2010). Done in crochet with Aviv Kruglanski

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they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

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god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

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this moment from work has lasted in my head for months and i think its finally time to draw it out