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Mario and Bowser's rivalry after 30 years: Exists mostly just to uphold the status quo, instantly dissipates whenever the situation calls for it, Peach's kidnappings probably follow a very specific schedule and after every single one they all go out for coffee together. Luigi is unironically Junior's favorite babysitter.

Sonic and Eggman's rivalry after 30 years: If You So Much As Breathe In My Direction I Am Literally Going to Kill You With My Bare Hands

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say it louder, please 

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reblog this if you are gay, constantly tired, or a cryptic entity that merely inhabits a human form

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*gracefully flips over a quesadilla* anyone would be lucky to have me

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reblog if u know this song

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i got a new meme format hot off the press y’all

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I know you’re tired bitch but keep fucking going

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Ay, @heredicarria, I'm not gonna lie: I follow a lot of people, but you're the ONLY one since tumblr "died" that I follow that gives me quality posts. So, I thank you for that.

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yall have no idea just how badly i want to cook some rice in gatorade

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women be downloading pdfs