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Well as long as we’re talking about the ancient internet, who remembers this.

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Jura-Sick

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My doggo, Ezri, who rarely barks and mostly borks.

When I got her, she’d been abused and would cower and pee at almost everything, and had been mistreated when she’d barked, so she never would. One day months after I had her she got excited on a walk and borked at a bird, and then immediately cower-peed. I had to re-teach her to bark by gathering her whole human pack and having everyone bark and howl and feed her treats and pet her till she got excited enough to join in, and then got more treats. Took a while but I was able to teach her to bork on command (and she’s gotta be excited or she just stares at me like “Sorry, the bork system needs charging”) and she’ll do it happily when she’s excited to go for a walk or upon seeing a friend, and at birds. I love her croaky borking, especially when she started off terrified of making a joyful noise.

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this 👆🏾

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insanity

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things i have in common with cockatoos:

completely unmanageable

can live up to 80 years 

likes fruit

sharp talons

bob head to music

neurotic 

should be in australia

repeat certain phrases endlessly 

destructive

cannot coexist with daily human life

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This has got the be one of the funniest things on the internet

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Good morning, Who are we cancelling today?

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werewolf keith for @iwmys !!

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if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

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Lost in Space

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Me the last 15 minutes of Infinity War

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I made some iconic vine wallpapers! Please like/reblog if you use them!

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late nights

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