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>fanfic says 'i'll update next week! next chapter's gonna be fun!'

>looks at the dates

>last updated in 2005

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I'm high as fuck at medieval times and trying so hard to look normal. My friend pointed at a QR code and went "What is the meaning of this Rune..." and I almost threw up trying not to laugh

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long way into the future at spuffy's wedding, Faith is giving a toast with the most shit-eating smile ever and is telling everyone that if she never horny baited Spike with warm champagne speech they would never sit there and celebrate this beautiful love.

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It’s either happening or we’re being baited!

what

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My sister is doing pet play with women on roblox and I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s probably a kink for the others involved

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Delicious. We love to see it.

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Sorry if this is too kinky but can you hold my hand and tell me i mean a lot to you.

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one of the funnier bits of Spike practicing his speech to Buffy in front of a blonde wig wearing mannequin, getting into a fictional argument with it, losing the fictional argument, and then throwing a tantrum, is the fact that he then calms himself, resets, and starts again. the viewer has no idea how many times this has happened.

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Ok no that's so fucked why do they show spike's whole death scene in angel 5x02 but they cut out buffy's I love you?

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we hunt the mighty pasta BEAST

and breadsticks are its BONES

ALFREDO FLOWS inside its veins

its organs are CALZONES

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absolutely enamoured of memes that are entirely exclusive to tumblr. every "blorbo" and "live slug reaction" and "my brother in christ" brings us closer to complete and utter inaccessibility. keep fighting the good fight my brothers

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occasional posts from users

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why would you like media that is good if you can like media that is bad instead and pace around your room like an insane person thinking about What If It Was Good

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spuffy are so work song, cangel are so jackie and wilson

spuffy are so wasteland, baby! cangel are so sunlight

spuffy are so francesca, cangel are so unknown/nth

do you get what I'm saying

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today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god