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dave-fucking-miller · 17 days ago

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(For the creator of this) is Dave gay or is he unable to feel emotions like that and dose he not have taste buds because he ate cigarette buts?

(For Dave) hey William are you and jack a couple? And whats the strangest thing you’ve ever eaten?

I saw some documentary on Greek mythology, it's very helpful! I now know the side effects of absorbing your pregnant spouse! Not like I planned on it.

the electricity keeps cutting and it's scary

#dave miller #what do they make dreams for #when u got them jeans on #What do we need steam for?#You the coolest bitch in this place!!^^#dsaf #dayshift at freddy's #ask me anything

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dave-fucking-miller · 23 days ago

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How are things with Jack as of late? Get to sleep over his house again? I bet he'd love that! :DDD

I like watching TV at his place, it changes from the radio in the Fazbunker.

#and all this is only #one piece #away from the whole puzzle 😂😂#his plan is much grander than anything this company has ever accomplished.. im so close yet so far from him.#dave miller #dayshift at freddy's #dsaf #ask me anything #imagine a newborn named #Zosan #I hope no one ever came up with that name it sounds so wrong

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dave-fucking-miller · 2 months ago

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I am extremely normal about you and don't want to marry you at all I solemnly swear I am totally not lying hahahahdgrshhfhe why would you think that :D

Thanketh thee, I-ate-all-of-my-toes, f'r thy gentle sooth

IT OWNS YOU, CHEESE 😂😂.

#ladies ladies hold your horses #dave miller #dayshift at freddy's #ask me anything #dsaf

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dave-fucking-miller · 2 months ago

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i will hand you a kebab if you get in matts aura for 10 seconds . fuck it , TWO kebabs

Three kebabs.. MIGHT be a deal, though.

#dave miller #I CANNOT RISK THAT BIG BEING NEXT TO. TO #MATT VIRGINIA #dayshift at freddy's #dsaf #ask me anything

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dave-fucking-miller · 2 months ago

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Hey dave.

Whats 2 + 2

Knee slapper, I know.

#dayshift at freddy's #dave miller #???#dsaf #ask me anything #the silver eyes #fnaf

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dave-fucking-miller · 2 months ago

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That'd make a great gift for Sport!

Or.. Phone face.

Or I could just leave it next to Matt. It'd kill em.

#jeez too many options #dave miller #dayshift at freddy's #dsaf #ask me anything

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dave-fucking-miller · 3 months ago

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Does your phone run on dial-up internet? If so, what does it do to dear old phoney?

Y'know sometimes I feel like technology is evolving too fast, back in MY DAY WE USED TO MAKE SPRINGLOCK COSTUMES HANDMADE!

Now it's dumb machines, just like these dumb phones.

#dave miller #dsaf #For I sing songs until the break of dawn #l embrace a new man every night #My life's one never-ending carnival #A whirl of boozy-floozy flashing light #I want to be that fucked-up aubergine!#dayshift at freddy's #ask me anything

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dave-fucking-miller · 4 months ago

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Can't believe Old sport ditched me to take a plane instead of followin' me💔 I'll show that fucker how it is to leave a friend in the gutter when I get back to Bakersfield.

#dave miller #I actually have nuffin to say #this camp was a 10/10 would recommend #dayshift at freddy's #dsaf #ask me anything

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dave-fucking-miller · 6 months ago

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hey dave! i think you mentioned working at the Bakersfield location, correct? how's the phone guy there?

Sorry I've been ghostin' yo asks for a bit guys, But I've met a, or what seemed like a nice guy.

Hannibal, I think?

Was chill n' all till he whipped out some homemade kebabs, THIS SHIT TASTED LIKE THE FUCKIN MEAT THEY THROW ON PIZZAS AT FREDDY'S.

So obviously, I told him how totally UNACCEPTABLE it was, t' remind me of my workplace that way??

BUT INSTEAD OF APOLOGIZIN' THE FUCKER STARTED THROWIN' KNIVES AT ME

FIRST HE COOKS ME SHIT AND THEN HE TRYNA OFF ME?

I'm sendin' Sportsy after him, trust me on that.

#Ya know.. now that I’m thinkin’ about it… Hannibal kinda sounds like a Cannibal..#dayshift at freddy's #dave miller #dsaf #ask me anything

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dave-fucking-miller · 7 months ago

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Why are you scared of Matt he's just standing there

Thinkin' bout' it.. I'm actually not in 2001 yet!

Who knows what could happen to that man till then!! 😂😂

#if virginity won't kill you. I WILL. MATTHEW.#dave miller #they got the fuckin' pentagon..#dsaf #dayshift at freddy's #ask me anything

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dave-fucking-miller · 7 months ago

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Dave I’m here to talk about your car’s extended warranty

No need for talkin'. Take my card!

#GAD im good at marketing #dave miller #dayshift at freddy's #dsaf #ask me anything

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dave-fucking-miller · 7 months ago

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Dave, I've run out of options for jobs. I've committed too many crimes. I can't get hired in any normal places anymore. Do you think... mayhaps... being a Freddy Fazbenders employee is worth it? Could I sleep in the saferoom cuz I'm- I'm fuckin homeless??? And I'll be a janitor or something? Hell, I'll even help the phone manager guy to commit tax fraud.

Though I wouldn't recommend seeking freddy's as a lifetime job, because it'll soon close its doors forever!

#jwhqhajqjakoqjqjq #dave miller #dayshift at freddy's #dsaf #ask me anything

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dave-fucking-miller · 7 months ago

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Zamn Dave, your teeth looks brighter than my future. What brand of toothpaste do you recommend? Maybe if I use what you use I'll finally stop getting cavities...