daveenglandsball

[daveenglandsball]

being the passenger princess in the jackass boys cars! (no TW's!)

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-- JOHNNY KNOXVILLE --

• keeps the oldies station on quietly in the background

• rests his arm halfway out the window while driving

• occasionally smokes like that too, his hand casually hanging out of the window

• his car is clean and tidy

• probably drives a nice vintage car

• the passenger side is dedicated to you and you only

• you keep your sunglasses, books, makeup etc in the glove compartment

• "y/n! look at all those COWS!"

• will always take the scenic route

• keeps his hand on your thigh the WHOLE drive

-- BAM MARGERA --

• the experience really depends on which car your in

• if your in the hummer, theres a 9/10 chance his friends are sprawled out throughout the car

• the hummer makes for a more chaotic drive

• however if your in the lambo, its definitely more peaceful

• the lambo is where you and bam have chill late night drives

• CD's all over the place

• HIM is blasting in that damn car 24/7

• a mess of polaroid pictures of you, him, and his friends attached to his sun visor

• a broken skateboard in the trunk

• he's a mess to drive with if theres any traffic

• like the road rage will definitely end up with him rolling down the window to yell at someone

• and if theres bad traffic there is a 50/50 chance he will end up kicking the car of the person who pissed him off

-- RYAN DUNN --

• listens to red hot chilli peppers and def leppard during car rides

• has all his cd's in one of those organizers

• his car lowkey smells funny. no matter how many air fresheners you buy for it, the smell always lingers

• i mean, we love ry, but we all know he's not the best with keeping everything clean and hygenic

• you make him go through the car wash every few weeks cus he'll 100% forget if you don't remind him

• chip wrappers scattered around his car

• its okay though because you know how much he tries to tidy up when he knows you'll be in the car with him

• will tell you stories about his day during long rides

• "and then, like, i ended up gettin' rolled off this building in a shopping cart. anyways... what did you do today?"

-- STEVE-O --

• his radio is bashed in from drunkenly kicking it too hard one night

• keeps forgetting to get it fixed

• because of this, when he gets bored he'll sing songs

• when he wants to annoy you he'll sing REALLY loud

• he WILL turn into sleep-o during long car rides, so you'll have to take over the wheel

• always wants to pull over to the gas station to get snacks

• accidentally makes a mess whenever he eats while driving

• his car is barely functioning atp

• he has definitely pissed somewhere in the car

• on short car rides you'll rest your legs on him while he drives

• when he chills out you guys have really good and deep talks

-- CHRIS PONTIUS --

• lets you take over the aux

• car rides are therapeutic for him

• (except if he's in the same car as the rest of the jackass guys, cus we've seen how that plays out)

• he drives his van

• because of this, on long car rides he'll pull over and pop out the trunk so you guys can sit and rest for a bit

• when you guys sit back there he'll take out his guitar and play songs for you

• no matter how cold you get, he will keep the windows down. he loves the feeling of the breeze hitting him while he drives

• if he's really feeling it he'll stick his head out the window like a dog

• on road trips you fall asleep in the backseat (if there aren't a billion magazines, random costume pieces, or cd's scattered over the seats)

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(apologies for not adding in ehren, dave, preston, or wee man! let me know if you want a part 2 with them in it!)

( i could also do one with dico, raab, and rake... lmk!)

[daveenglandsball]

i have noticed that there is a major lack of jackass/cky guys writers on here soooooo.... here i am!!! send fic requests 😇

[daveenglandsball]

introduction to me!!

• minors DNI!

• my name is sloane

• she/her/hers

• 19 yrs old

• jackass/cky fan since day one

• im gonna write for the jackass guys... oh boy (send requests up above!!)

• music that i luv: HIM (of course), deftones, my bloody valentine, jack off jill, hole, bloodhound gang

• other things that i like: jersey shore, VILLE VALO, chino moreno, brokeback mountain

• thats all!!!! pls feel free to send fic requests about any of the jackass/cky guys. (nothing weird tho... ex: r@pe, incest, ya'll get it)